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Funny Daughter Poems

These Funny Daughter poems are examples of Daughter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Daughter Funny poems written by international poets.


But why did my mother faint?
Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~
a whispered promise of mischief.
My mother’s eyes, wide as warning bells.

"Where did you get these?"
Her voice, a blade slicing the...

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Categories: allegory, daughter, funny, innocence,



Premium Member When Will I Grow Up
When will I finally fill your shoes, 
Reach maturity like you did?
You seemed to have all the answers
When I was just a kid. 
I've been...

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Categories: funny, humor, mother daughter,

Premium Member Awe Family

My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!

My teen daughter...

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Categories: daughter, animal, cute love, family,

Jumping Jill
Jumping Jill she just loved to jump
From when she woke until bedtime.
She was afraid that she’d get plump
If she did not jump through daytime.

Once Jumping...

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Categories: daughter, 2nd grade, children, funny,

Premium Member Happy Father's Day: Daddy Was A Gypsy
Daddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...

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Categories: daughter, childhood, family, father, father



So I Write A Poem
Ten after four in the AM. I wait for
my daughter’s death with a cup of coffee
at the kitchen table, thinking maybe
tonight’s the night.
She hasn’t been...

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Categories: daughter, death,

Emmas Smile
Emma’s Smile

He picked her up the other day
And from the window, peeking out of the blinds,
I watched them traipse down the driveway

Practically skipping, arms around...

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Categories: daughter, first love,

Ayla at Two
Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Categories: baby, child, childhood, daughter,

Pickle
Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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Categories: daughter, birth, celebration, character, child,

Premium Member Pics and Apples
A lovely family outing 
on an apple orchard roam
It's not a place for shouting
or for staring at one's phone 

The autumn breeze is blowing 
and...

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Categories: daughter, family, fun, funny,

Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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Categories: father daughter, fun, funny,

A Word
In the midnight's hush, a word was whispered,
A message destined for the Mooli's own kin,
A task entrusted to the son's devoted heart,
To carry forth, to...

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Categories: daughter, anti bullying, beauty, black

Premium Member Poop- There It Is
No pushing or breaking of water
It was a c-section that brought her
But this is about
What wouldn’t come out
A poop just as big as my daughter!

Perhaps...

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Categories: creation, daughter, fun, funny,

I Hate Me
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: daughter, angst, birth, cry, growing

Weekend Syndrome
Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...

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Categories: 11th grade, absence, daughter,


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