Jessica C. Wheeler Poet Limerick

Poop- There It Is

No pushing or breaking of water
It was a c-section that brought her
But this is about
What wouldn’t come out
A poop just as big as my daughter!

Perhaps it was pain medication
To clog up and cause constipation
Nurse said I must show
They won’t let me go
Till poop- there it is- defecation!

Determined, I pulled an all-nighter.
That turd was a hell of a fighter.
And then with my tush,
Turns out I did push!
And poof! I was seven pounds lighter!

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Harveen Kaur September 12, 2023 at 8:55 AM Hilarious! Jessica C. Wheeler September 12, 2023 at 9:06 AM Thank ya! :)

The Situation August 23, 2023 at 6:43 PM nasty nasty humor yet entertaining. Jessica C. Wheeler September 12, 2023 at 9:07 AM Thank you! :)

Randy Freie August 23, 2023 at 6:09 PM OMG! I almost pooped my pants from this one. I guess laughter is one way of keeping regular. Thanks for the chuckle Jessica, what a gas! Jessica C. Wheeler September 12, 2023 at 9:06 AM LOL thank you! It is indeed haha

James Inman August 19, 2023 at 9:17 AM Very humorous. Next one take the enema. Jessica C. Wheeler September 12, 2023 at 9:06 AM Noted. lol

Brian K. Bilverstone August 17, 2023 at 12:34 PM Right, so, I'm a bloke, so of course I've never given birth - to a human. I have however had some pretty desperate lavatorial battles with what I thought was solid rock, so on that level I can relate! Excellent humour and razor-sharp observation. Great poem! Jessica C. Wheeler August 18, 2023 at 10:18 PM Hahah well, basically the same thing! Thanks for the laugh, Brian! :)

Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 11:41 AM I'm still laughing Jessica. You did this contest well - Congrats! :) Jessica C. Wheeler August 18, 2023 at 10:17 PM Thank you so much, Linda! :)

Robert Johnson July 7, 2023 at 6:52 AM Oh My Goodness. Oh, I can hardly type. I'm laughing so hard. So clever. Jessica C. Wheeler July 7, 2023 at 7:53 AM Leslie, thank you! You made my morning! :)

Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:41 PM Smart one! As if having the baby is not enough. Congrats Jessica C. Wheeler July 7, 2023 at 7:53 AM Thank you so much, Andrea!

Terry Flood July 6, 2023 at 3:04 PM So, in effect… you had twins. Always the same… one helps around the house and does well at school… the other just sits around stinking up the place. A smashing write, Jessica. Congrats on you win. Terry Jessica C. Wheeler July 7, 2023 at 7:52 AM Hahaha Terry your comment cracked me up. The little stinker! Thanks so much!

David Fisher July 4, 2023 at 5:20 PM This one is so clever from the title down to the bowl, lol. Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:42 PM Thanks so much, David!

Jan Allison July 4, 2023 at 4:17 PM Jessica your c section poem theme was sheer genius lol. I really had a giggle at this one, thanks for supporting the contest:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:40 PM Thank you so much, Jan! Thank you for hosting such a fun contest! I’m thrilled you enjoyed it, and appreciate your kind words and sense of humor.:) Xoxo

I Am Anaya June 27, 2023 at 6:17 PM A poop baby, ha ha! Catchy title. Congrats on a baby girl, sweet. Perfect string of limericks! I Am Anaya Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:42 PM Lol thank you so much!!:)

John Lawless June 27, 2023 at 6:00 AM WOW....what a load!! A trifecta of tee hees and a guffaw...well done Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:43 PM lol thanks so much, John!

John Gondolf June 27, 2023 at 4:25 AM Thanks for the laugh this morning, Jessica. John Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:42 PM You are so welcome! lol thank you!

Deb M June 26, 2023 at 11:28 PM Thats really funny Jessica! Debx Jessica C. Wheeler July 4, 2023 at 7:41 PM Thank you! :)