Funny Dance Poems

There were three little monkeys,
Named Mindy, Murray and Moe,
And everywhere they went,
They put on a little show.

Mindy was a dancer,
And she was very good.
She danced...

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A desert lake is a perfect 
mirror of the bluest sky
that everyone has ever seen,
it wants to trade place and expect
to be a part of...

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She fell off the stage which had happened many times before.
The audience gasped, but she laughed
Because she is a comedian, and she always thinks it’s...

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The manager waltzes to a song
The dance trend didn’t take long
People started to waltz
And so did his boss
To a song whose wordings was strong
...

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When we’re dancing around
Can’t keep my feet down
They barely touch the ground
As we move to the sounds 
I have such fun with you
My thoughts go...

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My wife and I was dancin’ at a Senatorial ball, when some old gal struts up to us and whines,
“The Senator’s been watching you…and doesn’t...

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How the igloo spectators did laugh
as I spun like some frozen giraffe
black ice caught me napping
jack frost “boo-boo” snapping 
this whirligig skater a fly-half!

Date created...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Poor Priddy Prattle
sitting on the stair.
Who comes along
but Fred Astaire.

Stretch your limbs,
relax and dance.
Up, he implores,
dance and prance.

Poor Priddie Prattle
had not a clue,
stuck in her...

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Cut off jeans are for me.

Cultured pearls just for thee.

Clowns make me want to pee.

Cooking BBQ from the sea.

Chaps I wear on each knee

Cowboys drink...

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White seas of clover
seduce armies of honeys
sweet summer of love...

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Eating dinner and looking into each others eyes,                 ...

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RIP is what they wrote above me,
But that hasn't put an end to this thing.
The bugger's still up there happily,
Prancing and dancing,
And I can't get...

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PRELUDE TO "THE DANCING!"


Driven asunder, the sword sliced, hacked, and chopped at the bloody mangled thing that was once a stout courageous man, in a...

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Summer can make you do some wild things 
Heat of the moment that's what they say 
Can I get that last dance
Dance before the summer...

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