Funny Dance Poems | Examples
These Funny Dance poems are examples of Dance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dance Funny poems written by international poets.
I feel blue beat with my feet
It circles my brown body
As sandy soulful satin energy
Fills electric air indigo inspiring
Silver sound of melodic muse
A niche found in a green groove
Grassy green for me is texture
Nodding head with pink pleasure
Green means go like feet in grass
That beat is bold yet inspires laugh
Lemon lyrics funny poetic plaid
Coloring music making me glad
I sway today with the white wind
It feels soft near the songs end
Layers of sound like painting blend
Blind ballet setting red hot trend
The Valentine in my high school was he,
So gorgeous friends were envious of me...
Hopeless guy on the dance floor,
Embarrassed me to the core,
What a terrible joke it was to see !
By Poet "Read Away and Let Your Imagination Soar."
Candle's warm bright glow,
helps me to read my songbook,
Enjoying word flow,
fairies dance across my book.
Giving me a funny look.
I was just trying to save face
When I tripped on my own shoe lace
To the floor face first
Then up with a burst
Break dancing was born from my grace
The Fourth of July is almost here,
it will be hot but will it be clear?
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still dance.
Pretty colors do not run in fear.
Was on the run
Not going anywhere
Caught again
But hopefully not for long
Might try a spell
I hope Djinn doesn’t put me in chains
Now for my next try
as the dance ends ~ the wallflower comes to life
Three times the mass of the sun
were the boobs of stripper, Priscilla the Hun.
And when the adoring men yelled out for more,
she'd shimmy and knock 'em all to the floor ~
first with the left, and then with the right one.
A flaming contrivance of heat,
The dumpster was quick on its feet.
It danced on its toes,
Though why, no one knows,
A partner it never did meet.
Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for all.
Ruby romance her with a silver stanza
Of purple passionate verses
Like you desire her hips her lips
To love you in entirety
Your heart mahogany and though human
Possesses flowers of love and powers above
Any green money dreams though
Money is a necessary evil
You can not really buy people
You may purchase their greed
But that’s not really what you need
You deserve authenticity’s amethyst admiration
Not a cheap purchased salutation
But don’t give and not receive
Don’t ask and yet never be giving
Courting her should be a dance
Whether waltz hip hop country or freelance
Will you feel and know instinctively
Where to put your hands
Mating celebrating selection is romance
We’ll Ride a Horse Down Rocky Path
We’ll ride a horse down rocky path
Fall in love in the aftermath
Well do-si-do and do it right
Me and honey can dance all night
Roll away to a half sashay
‘neath the moon’s where we’re apt to stay
We promenade around fig leaves
with rolled up jeans and shorter sleeves
Hanging out in the doghouse tree
I circle left and she don’t leave me
Promenade with a giddyup
Be home in time for kiss-make-up.
Allemande left as we make things right.
all things beautiful, all things bright.
Weave the ring, a forever link
All ‘lone till life turns blue and pink
Humorous Patter Sayings
Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin
Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us
Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra lickadee split!
Ain't she red now but comon let's dance
If you never now’s your chance
Got two left feet so you can't walk straight
That's OK cause you can promenade
Promenade up and promenade down
Your the purdiest girl in the whole durn town
Slap your knee and holler an’ wail
Bend on down and shake your tail
Tail, tail, pretty little tail
If you pull it I won't tell
I won't tell no sir yes ma'am
Do-si-do, do it all again.
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Threesome
twosome
wantsum
*simply the muse friendz
but funny y'all ;)
("wantsum" is my own
portmanteau...wanton&sum)
ORIGIN OF WANTON 1
WANTON [ won-tn ]
First recorded in 1250; Middle English wantowen, literally,
[adj.] “undisciplined, ill-reared”
[noun] a lascivious person (in this write; persons)
Jueju CookN SingN Blues
Folded is the rusted pot
Forward demised metal hot
Facial expressions liken clown
Funk R B cooks, sings getN down
11/17/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©