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Funny Dance Poems

These Funny Dance poems are examples of Dance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dance Funny poems written by international poets.


The Looney At The Wishing Well
I spend most of my
days at the wishing
well, tossing in loose 
coins and spare change.

One wish for them,
one wish for me,
one wish for them,
one wish...

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Categories: dance, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Premium Member Summer Funny Limerick
The Fourth of July is almost here,
it will be hot but will it be clear?
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still...

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Categories: dance, celebration, fun, giggle, humor,

Flamingo Tango
Did you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...

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Categories: dance, animal, bird, children, color,

Tiktok
Here comes a generation of substance.
Trouble lies, her name is Constance
Future of tomorrow caught with substance
Imagine Janet, Judith, Tiktok for instance.

Looking Hot another name for...

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Categories: dance, analogy, baby, devotion, education,

Premium Member Belly Dancer - part 4
Was on the run 
Not going anywhere
Caught again
But hopefully not for long
Might try a spell
I hope Djinn doesn’t put me in chains
Now for my next...

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Categories: art, dance, humorous, magic,



Premium Member WALLFLOWER
as the dance ends ~ the wallflower comes to life...

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Categories: dance, fun, giggle, sweet, uplifting,

Premium Member The adoring men of stripper, Priscilla the Hun
Three times the mass of the sun
were the boobs of stripper, Priscilla the Hun.
And when the adoring men yelled out for more,
she'd shimmy and knock...

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Categories: dance, funny, humor, men,

Premium Member The Dancing Dumpster Fire
A flaming contrivance of heat,
The dumpster was quick on its feet.
It danced on its toes,
Though why, no one knows,
A partner it never did meet....

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Categories: dance, fire, fun, funny,

A Halloween Proposal
Let's dance for the dead,
In beautiful nightmares, 
And together we create the most eccentric tragic story,
No one has foreseen,

Will you be my Vampire?
...

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Categories: crazy, cute love, dance,

Premium Member Pumpkins
Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...

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Categories: dance, food, funny, giggle,

Red Shoes
In a whimsical world of witty wonder, 
Where laughter lingers, lost not in thunder, 
There danced a dandy with a dapper flair, 
Sporting red shoes,...

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Categories: dance, funny, humorous, red,

Premium Member BUTTERFLIES DANCED
BUTTERFLIES DANCE
Need my first thing in the morning cuppa tea 
bladder’s screaming ‘how long can I hold this pee?
but I am waiting for a darned...

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Categories: dance, emotions, funny,

Favours from the ancient of days
Those lines of waters, on my face, now dry,
They were left there by my tears that didn't cry,
They were the tears of good things God...

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Categories: dance, blessing, cheer up, cry,

Premium Member Romance is a Dance
Ruby romance her with a silver stanza
Of purple passionate verses
Like you desire her hips her lips
To love you in entirety

Your heart mahogany and though human
Possesses...

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Categories: art, celebration, dance, evil,

Premium Member WE LL RIDE A HORSE DOWN ROCKY PATH
We’ll Ride a Horse Down Rocky Path

We’ll ride a horse down rocky path
Fall in love in the aftermath
Well do-si-do and do it right
Me and honey...

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Categories: dance, funny,


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