Croquet Poems - Poems about Croquet

...squealing, a Cheshire Cat, and a cook, who emptied much pepper Into his soup, the Duchess rudely departed, To play croquet with the Queen and Alice was left holding the squealing baby, What happened next is strange, no maybe, Not a......Read More

...a hatter mad in padded pad and pate a crotchety croquet que*n lopping c*cks a rabbit rabid eating ta*ls it ate ......Read More

... To run with the White Rabbit To explore with Alice To smile with the Cheshire cat To play with Tweedledee To play croquet with the Queen of Hearts I want to go to Wonderland Where the craziest people are, Where life rejects go ......Read More

...HIGH TEA PROMINADE SONG & DANCE RECITALS ENGLISH GARDEN ETIQUETTE FASHION & STYLE SYMPOSIUM INTER-MURAL BADMINTON & CROQUET GENDER INFLECTIONS: SAYING 'YES' WITH YOUR EYES DEAN WORTHINGTON’S CATNIP SOCIAL (BY INVITATION ONLY) If it......Read More

...lies. “I guess I would poison him, push him down the stairs, and smash his skull in about eight hundred times with a croquet mallet.” ......Read More

...You’ve always let me win at croquet and I could never figure out why until the day <......Read More

...k in her chair As things did not feel right.. Night He watched the lobsters from the sea Dance on the croquet green Then came around in hospital From what felt like a dream. Later That Night Half-awake an......Read More

... Summer camp's been a win-win, this week made me grin! What great times we had, going like mad, never sad met playing croquet the first day of our va-cay you're the one I had fun with each day in the sun played awesome sports in shorts,......Read More

...ear Her mama Moving about anymore She can see dim shapes Mama stored stuff in here Luggage scarfs tennis racquets Croquet mallets Boxes of old photographs Useless Rubbish Apparently not water or food She can hear the ancient T......Read More

...of playin' cards! Yet, with a stern glare th' queen angrily said, Off with your head! Off with your head! At th' croquet game, which became quite a mess, Ya had a strange meetin' with th' Duchess. What a change! She was now so fri......Read More

...There once was a lady with a story. She made it up for fame and glory. Her topic, a bit risque. A naked game of croquet. The description was very gory.......Read More

...IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XXXV IF you pull a long croquet face While picking your teeth index and thumb over molar Canines will drip corrosive acids on knuckles and nai......Read More

...er The Doormouse, and their friends Finding cakes and labelled bottles Growing and shrinking at both ends Playing croquet with the Queen A flamingo for a bat 'Off with their heads' the Queen did scream What did Alice think of that?......Read More

...g is a bit of style pieced sweet. Summer freedom within her Eden lifts my joy on high inside complete. Horseshoes, croquet, hiking on park trails, fishing, crabbing, grilling lobster tails - all eases for adult stressed creases, all......Read More

... No refuge here Just bitter cheer Search now in vain Kind words said plain Cliques and cliches Odd word croquet Islands of stress A savvy mess Not much for laughs Broken mad stuff Loss that now pokes Sad b......Read More