Croquet Anyone

There once was a lady with a story.
She made it up for fame and glory.
Her topic, a bit risque.
A naked game of croquet.
The description was very gory.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 4/4/2019 4:52:00 PM
Oh, Sandy, this is HILARIOUS! And of course I immediately pictured her too, and it was NOT pretty!
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Sandra L. Weiss
Date: 4/4/2019 5:40:00 PM
Thank you, Caren. I can envision you getting a laugh from this one. So glad! No, Not Pretty!
Date: 4/4/2019 12:19:00 PM
Funny one Sandy! lol :)
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Sandra L. Weiss
Date: 4/4/2019 12:59:00 PM
Thank you, Heidi. Hope it gave you a chuckle.
Date: 4/4/2019 12:07:00 PM
Won't be joining them Sandra, we've got rain and sleet, wait till its hot, I'll try anything once lol. Soup mailing you now. Tom.
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Sandra L. Weiss
Date: 4/4/2019 12:58:00 PM
Got it! Thank you, Tom
Date: 4/4/2019 11:30:00 AM
Old English people playing naked croquet. Gives me shivers, Ewww. Have a great day.
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Sandra L. Weiss
Date: 4/4/2019 11:35:00 AM
That's why it was very gory!! My first limerick, maybe they will get better. Thank you, David. A good day to you also.
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