Copier Poems - Poems about Copier

...NATO The secretary general of NATO is a Norwegian  and as most Norwegian's pro-American and probably selected for his fidelity He is a tall thin man, likes to run in the woods and has been o......Read the rest...

...arrive in morning descending gloom inboxes full deadlines loom insufficient wage big workload crazy colleagues boss a rogue lunchroom a mess ......Read the rest...

...Xerox copier sounds raise my eyebrows wondering if he’s photographing unclad organs like another time? Beware zealous dismay from your justifiably Quickly vacating nervy, ki......Read the rest...

...The maddening click of key strokes The shrilling of the phones The crunch of crumbling paper balls Slices to the bone The dull humming of the copier Four million paper clips The smell of tacky ......Read the rest...

...Open the door I'll fly I cannot read anymore Your school room full of scholars but, I'm doom I'm the copier follow your mind as the blind Stick in my hand to grope the gone band I......Read the rest...

...23% of all photocopiers that malfunction worldwide Is caused by people sitting on them, taking shots of their hide Yep! Photocopying their bums That's hilarious, what fun When I showed co......Read the rest...

...I have a good charade I can make a step from a stumble No need to be afraid Here in the human jungle When you’ve a good charade If you’ve a good charade The tigers will not pounce on you If......Read the rest...

...Welcome to society Where you feel worthless and small. You are judged for being ordinary And judged for being different Than everyone else. If I have the same shoes as someone I’m a copier If ......Read the rest...

...Twenty-three percent of all photocopier's malfunctions worldwide Are caused by people sitting on them and taking a shot of their hide Yep! Photocopying their bums That's hilarious, oh what......Read the rest...

...I wrote a sad but true urban legend called “Dillen and the DMV” last week. Here follows an update. Background Review: One of my health care employees, Dillen, has wicked ADD, borderline intell......Read the rest...

...By Elton Camp I placed my document in the feed. Told the Xerox how many I need. I had to struggle hard to stifle a shout When I saw what the copier sent out. “Hello there, dear, my name’s ......Read the rest...

...I’m not sure I understand my boss He does it all and credits me He makes the plan, and says I did He works the plan, and states it’s me Writes the report, and crowns it mine My mysterious Boss! He c......Read the rest...

...Some say I'm arrogant, the rest say I'm cocky, But the funniest thing is that no one said it right to me, They talk behind my back like it has at least one ear, And as soon as I turn around they all ......Read the rest...

...Revenge of the Office Copier By Elton Camp I started to make copies of an important report. Just as I commenced, it sent a printed retort. “Though I don’t contain a single strand of DNA, I d......Read the rest...

...A Message From the Copy Machine By Elton Camp I placed my document in the feed. Told the Xerox how many I need. I had to struggle hard to stifle a shout When I saw what the copier sent out. ......Read the rest...