A Good Charade

I have a good charade I can make a step from a stumble No need to be afraid Here in the human jungle When you’ve a good charade If you’ve a good charade The tigers will not pounce on you If you’re camouflaged The gorillas will not pound on you If they think you’re a god You know, a good charade I have a good charade I can make a scream sound musical Learning to make the grade Here in the giant cubicle It’s all a good charade A really good charade The paperweight is a pacemaker The conference call, traffic for drugs The copier is life-support Lord, let me never be unplugged And never let them debug My sweet charade It’d be a pity to debug Such a good charade.