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The Office Worker Blues

arrive in morning
   descending gloom 
inboxes full 
    deadlines loom 
    
insufficient wage 
   big workload 
crazy colleagues 
   boss a rogue    
                  
lunchroom a mess 
   carpet stains
no tea bags 
   milk's off again  
   
hide mistakes 
     phone a mate 
take early lunch  
    come back late 

scroll the net 
    sneaky snacks 
(the kind designed 
     for heart attacks)    

delete master files
    shift the blame  
finger pointing 
     hide in shame 
     
illicit affairs 
    rumour mills 
pointless meetings 
    fire drills 

no confession 
     to copier jam
sometime next week 
    get serviceman 
     
watch the clock   
     wander about 
hunt for pens
     eat birthday shout 
     
go slowly mad.... 
     but don't despair 
holidays are due-     
     you're out of here!

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Date: 10/18/2022 11:06:00 AM
The most common office complaint was that someone had stolen their lunch (or had changed the time on the clock). Enjoyed! Aloha!
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Julie Draper
Date: 10/18/2022 12:37:00 PM
There's nothing like looking in the office fridge to find your goodies have been raided lol. Thanks Rico :)
Date: 10/17/2022 9:07:00 PM
Well done, Julie. Glad I never had any employees, lol!
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Julie Draper
Date: 10/17/2022 9:16:00 PM
Thanks Jeff :) I'm glad you enjoyed it. Pretty much sums up every office I've worked over the years! :)

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