The Office Worker Blues

arrive in morning descending gloom inboxes full deadlines loom insufficient wage big workload crazy colleagues boss a rogue lunchroom a mess carpet stains no tea bags milk's off again hide mistakes phone a mate take early lunch come back late scroll the net sneaky snacks (the kind designed for heart attacks) delete master files shift the blame finger pointing hide in shame illicit affairs rumour mills pointless meetings fire drills no confession to copier jam sometime next week get serviceman watch the clock wander about hunt for pens eat birthday shout go slowly mad.... but don't despair holidays are due- you're out of here!