Husband Cool Poems

Lady Cool and Mister Can Do

Oh! Dahlin’ Lady Cool, we’re 
All sayin’ how you’re
Lookin’ bussin-fine indeed,
In your blue jeans, and your
Fingers all so smart, five...

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(Answer at the end)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
Much like some people I know
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating
I'm ravenous in...

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(Sanatoga, Pennsylvania location)

I luxuriated as inkling of spring 2021
offered sneak preview today
March third as temperatures
reached low fifties Fahrenheit.

Yours truly began reading
one paperback book
(I purchased three),
and...

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Jesus’ Birth
Matthew 1.18-25

[So, here it is]. “This is how the birth of Jesus took place.
When Mary his mother was engaged, [ace],
To Joseph, before they were...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other day
It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road
She was out with her fancy piece...

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Cool Dip In the Pool


The sun didn't hide, so it was hot outside, 

I could have baked a cake.

I decided to bum and  jump...

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gratifying grand PooBah gnashing happily. How envious 
eye feel. This generic guy hallucinates (walled within his 
lovely bones) incredulously, jealously, knowing lackluster 
marriage never ordained...

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That colourful drug, love.
Phenomenal pheromones.
Give me love potion No.9.
It works devine.

That colourful drug, alcohol.
I want to drink it all.
In moderation of course.
Along with the main...

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Sometimes people hate me because I'm cool.  
My coolness makes them look bad.  
The haters will go to extreme lengths to throw salt...

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When snow starts falling in Canada 
We know winter games shall begin.
Do we just sit around fireplaces?
No, that would be a sin.
Snowball fights daily in...

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