Cookbook Poems - Poems about Cookbook

...They say all men need a hero. Mine lived primarily on gorp. So, listen long and listen slow To the sad tale of Oglethorpe. He was bigger than a breadbox, Or a sly pygmy jumbotron, About as cl......Read the rest...

...The story's told of bygone days, Of a man named Vince with his soul ablaze, While the hearts of animals far and near Were filled with abject dread and fear. The best these beasts could do was run......Read the rest...

...from your first born, when you grab a dusting of talc, crushed with late night feeds, stirring in bouncing and stories on a knee, adding a layer of stumbled steps, with a batter thickly made of le......Read the rest...

... Hypocrites sucking off the silicone tit of the antichrist spirit. Man infestation from the pit of deliriot. In hallowed halls of discord, whispers echo, the chorus of the damne......Read the rest...

...Come and open the space around me and set my spirit free; come and open the space around and let me breathe some dignity; courage has a cookbook and wisdom has the recipe to make the headline for the......Read the rest...

...I got Giddy Ma's cookbook to find a user-friendly recipe Because I was inclined to make a deep-dish apple pie Pastry baking is not my bailiwick, so I ask for immunity I want to be honest; there's ......Read the rest...

...I’ve always loved music. As a little girl, I could spend hours going through peoples CD collections, sampling them with my little battery-operated CD player. If you showed me a stack, rack or box of ......Read the rest...

... She never consulted a cookbook, he never complained but swallowed. He ate with that habitual look to the ER that always followed.......Read the rest...

...What is in the doctor’s bag, I want to see all that you have. What is in the doctor’s bag? The dog is foaming like a frog, what have you don’t to it,? It is getting into a fits; its hind legs are de......Read the rest...

...He grew one of them bushy mustaches like Sam Elliot wears under his nose Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes Alligator skin boots and silver spur......Read the rest...

...my first cookbook was Betty Crocker I hope they still sell it the recipes were fun and easy this was before I was forced to cook I used to think cooking was fun I made simple things chocolate......Read the rest...

...I have been on a roller coaster ride, on a bid to survive; I have been on a Rolla coaster ride with destiny gallivanting by my side. I have inherited an empty barrel with grease saturated at the bott......Read the rest...

...The rabbits laughed at the chickens when the farmer spoke of coq au vin. The mocked the hens and teased the roosters. The chef came in with his cookbook: and one of the rabbits began reading it. "Ah ......Read the rest...

...Dawn, like a curious child, peeks through my window. She calls directions– “Be thankful! The air is filled with pages of a cookbook! “Be still! Your mind waltzes at a ballroom pace, your b......Read the rest...

...•Telling your children they are stupid is like looking at your reflection. •Don’t be fooled, stupidity is no accident. It’s achieved at great cost and effort. •Never tell a woman she’s ugly. ......Read the rest...