Constipation Poems - Poems about Constipation

... Pills, pills, pills for everything Taking more than ever before Popping pills for this and that Constipation which I abhor Didn't used to be like this What's happened to our way of......Read the rest...

...Not quite a slave After war number 2 when the time was hard and oil was undiscovered, hidden under deep waters when our town stank of stale fish oil and people made their booze called “sats” ......Read the rest...

...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......Read the rest...

...His tongue might work well in commodes Trump's flapper lets loose toxic loads Spewing crap from the can This Hitleresque man Shows how constipation explodes Author's note: Why does DT need fa......Read the rest...

... Way back a learned man tried to teach his Students, the treatment of using leeches. And to those who had doubting defiance, They were told to, ‘Just trust the science.’ After all what’s wrong......Read the rest...

...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...

...In this whole world of inspiration, a barrier I now face, It is an ailment of the mind, of brain waves so encased, It’s like a constipation, but of my thoughts and memes, My muse is now held ca......Read the rest...

... like bad poetry strains to push out another ~ constipation reigns for the A Hi-Poo Senryu Poetry Contest sponsored by John Lawless written on 10/2/23......Read the rest...

...I’m honoured to be ‘Queen of Poop’ - My title on Poetry Soup Themes like constipation May cause indignation I’ll never not write on brown gloop! All poets have got their own style ......Read the rest...

...No pushing or breaking of water It was a c-section that brought her But this is about What wouldn’t come out A poop just as big as my daughter! Perhaps it was pain medication To clog up and c......Read the rest...

...The reporter was thrown for a loop, Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"! But the scoop was delayed, Constipation betrayed- Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!......Read the rest...

...afflicting him as far back as he can remember, a lingering, embarrassing condition he gets much grief for. it ......Read the rest...

...As I live and as I breath Constipation makes me heave The pain just makes me cry No matter what I try My poo's stuck, I do believe I simply don’t have the luck In my gut my poo is stuck The ......Read the rest...

...I don't see you anywhere - oh yes, over hare, it didn't matter, if he's not there, I don't care; they say animals have the time to stand and stare, fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hare.......Read the rest...

...There is this hypothesis I unjustly and perhaps traumatically just made hard and patriarchally up is not down and retentatively not out soon enough for healthy comings and goings A ridicu......Read the rest...