Constipation Poems - Poems about Constipation

In this whole world of inspiration, a barrier I now face, It is an ailment of the mind, of brain waves so encased, It’s like a constipation, but of my thoughts and memes, My muse is now held captive until rationale intervenes. I stared at the blank screen; my mind was a barren land, Seeking the...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found me doubled over in gastrointestinal agony as if elephant stomping on tummy or red livid with rage. I've re: created how bull heaver in fiber...

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It was constipation, you know All of the bananas she ate were alarming Then a bit of cheese, brought her to her knees ...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly felt he would die an undertaking malaise found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement, wherein waste unable to expel from the anus of this guy, which bout with rectal obstruction found me...

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Upon swallowing first or second named laxative or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack, within 8+ ounces of water, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack sometimes burned and scorched black movement came swift, on par how fast snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack obstructed potty bowl. Well now... monumental poetic challenge, I now craftily abbreviate (think clogged toilet synonymous with blockage) waste...

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How can the possible death of the planet not be a concern to Conservatives claiming that they’re conservationists, party of Lincoln (who died in pursuit of the freedom of slaves) now claims racists and rabble who honor Confederate flag and raise statues to traitors who tried to divide us by force? Constitution’s a joke to them! ‘One man, one...

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More blockage from the king of thrones. A pencil needed to clear those stones. My good friend Jan she can relate. Her toilet hack will sure negate. Plugged up tighter than a drum. He screams in pain for everyone. The drama from the porcelain throne. Please shut the door to be alone. Privacy now is yours to have. Behind closed doors the bitter half. A...

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A professor has published his thesis On removal of impacted faeces Use the end of a pencil Or a kitchen utensil to dislodge clumps of faeces in pieces! Told you it was a crap poem! 05/14/20...

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have you seen the new movie Constipation - yet? of course not, it's not out yet Contest No 470 Sponsored By Brian Strand 7-23-2018...

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less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel from the anus of this guy which bout with rectal obstruction found me...

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I'm on a roll, no stopping me now It would give me a hernia, holy c-c-cow Stuff would seize up My butt would slam shut Poetic constipation it would surely fall-ow...

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Constipation is an extremely shitty word I don't usually use it, I usually use turd Must keep it sophisticated Some might be listening To this conversation besides the P-Soup herd...

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Pregnancy is constipation enjoyable and admirable monopolized by women never sharing by men no bribery to get one a cool sickness it is no bacterial infection In nine months of constipation victim replicates happily own piece of wriggling flesh and the constipation vanishes Constipation comes with choice but can be imposed as well! eating through test-tube it comes the potential patient feels good asking for more, more and more But...

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Less than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel from the anus of this guy which bout with rectal obstruction found me doubled...

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An alter in an altercation? No. That is merely the result of a lemon fruited display of a quite fruity pie. Or could it be an orbital orange? Or lake of lime? In time digestions of peas is quite charismatic when absorbed with the milk of a leaf. But categorizing caterpillars is just not wise....

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