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Constipation

Without any hesitation
I must reach my destination
I don't have an explanation
No time for conversation

I'll need all my concentration
As I plan my evacuation
With just a minor complication
I'm in need of medication

I'll need all my dedication
To ignore this aggravation
But out of desperation
And hours of deprivation 

I come to the realization
That it's only constipation

Copyright © Larry Belt | Year Posted 2010

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James Fraser Date: 5/29/2010 6:42:00 AM Haha, good one Larry. It made me chuckle, many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 5/28/2010 4:41:00 PM Haaaaaaaaaa! You had a lot of fun with this contest, Larry, congratulations on your win. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 5/28/2010 3:33:00 PM Congratulatiolns on placing third with this cute poem. It was a challenge that you faced with determination. Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Date: 5/28/2010 12:37:00 PM Got a chuckle out of this one. I can relate to people coming into the ER like with their "desperation." Congratulations on placing third in Carolyn's contest. Enjoy your honor. Keep on writing. Karen Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/28/2010 9:33:00 AM Congrats Larry .. u have an amazing capacity for words and writing brilliant poetry ..a big win for u to enjoy for a well written Monorhyme .. still smiling .. enjoy your victory ..with luv from the "Sweetheart" Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/28/2010 8:49:00 AM Got a great laugh from this poem, Larry. Congratulations on placing third in the contest! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Karla Null Date: 5/26/2010 9:53:00 PM Funny, no wonder some people call it "the duty"..LOL......Karla Login to Reply

Caryl Muzzey Date: 5/26/2010 5:50:00 PM Great write! I got a chuckle out of this one. Good luck in the contest. Caryl Login to Reply

Amy Green Date: 5/26/2010 4:16:00 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA! Larry! You are a trip! LOVE IT! I hope you are entering this in the contest... don't think you'll need any luck- this is great! Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 5/26/2010 4:02:00 PM I'll make this brief; It is my belief; EXLAX can end your grief; and you'll attain relief. You have my admiration; I know the sensation; when you reach that "special" location; you'll acchieve your salvation. I hope. Good luck. Great write, Larry. Have a good one. ...Ralph Login to Reply

Dakarai Cobb Date: 5/26/2010 1:26:00 PM this was a brilliant poem. very creative and most importantly very entertaining. i love poetry that captures my attention and yours did exactly that. job well done. Login to Reply

Sharon Tideswell Date: 5/26/2010 1:02:00 PM LOL, very amusing monorhyme. "I'll need all my concentration as I plan my evacuation" - brilliant line. Login to Reply