The Constipation Blues

More blockage from the king of thrones.
A pencil needed to clear those stones.
My good friend Jan she can relate.
Her toilet hack will sure negate.

Plugged up tighter than a drum.
He screams in pain for everyone.
The drama from the porcelain throne.
Please shut the door to be alone.

Privacy now is yours to have.
Behind closed doors the bitter half.
A pencil slid under the crack.
Tread lightly for the next attack.

Up yours friend to find relief.
More roughage is a fine belief.
An apple a day or so they say.
Will keep your constipation at bay.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 5/19/2020 9:45:00 AM
Heh heh heh ;), I mentioned this to Jan on her lead tip poem, I rag dolled off two cars, broke a whack of bones, but the constipation from the pain killers is the pain I remember the most. And don't push it!!! My honey's ex had a stroke doing that. ;), all true! xomo
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/19/2020 2:00:00 PM
lol
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/19/2020 11:43:00 AM
Mo knows poo! ;),
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/19/2020 10:55:00 AM
Oh my! That's some crazy sh!t
Date: 5/19/2020 9:07:00 AM
A stick of dynamite should sort it, don't forget the earplugs lol. Tom
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/19/2020 10:54:00 AM
kaboom! lol
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/19/2020 9:46:00 AM
LOL! You are one delightfully sick puppy my friend ;D,
Date: 5/19/2020 7:49:00 AM
ha ha ha, you are a gas Mark:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/19/2020 10:53:00 AM
That's king gas.lol
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