Constabulary Poems - Poems about Constabulary

... Written: December 31, 2024, Contest: Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann _________________________ Welcome into the world, with grazing blue eyes and sap......

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...It's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A Widow for One Year) So, writer beware... Wo......

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...feeling his vitamin injection a new adventure begins a slapstick epic of unfathomable implication here unfolds as the rat gnawed curtain rises at Ye Bone and Gristle among the clattering of wooden......

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...Antique village Houses around me are emptying the old, reaching the age of dying. A timeworn man went missing on Monday, was found miles away, the local constabulary drove him back home. He ha......

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...Welcome to the age of the bully boys pulling little girls curls and stealing others toys unraveling the flag as it unfurls of a nation divided shouting louder and defiant babblery so misguided......

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...The bells! The bells! My looney, tuney pals! The bells! The bells! They curse and vex and howl! The bells! The bells! I must escape them somehow! The bells! The bells! The clanging, banging ......

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...I heard something on the wireless As i went about my day, Some new strain of virus In some province far away. I didn’t pay much attention As it seemed a distant threat. Well that was my conte......

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...We're all going on a summer holiday So sung Cliff in 1963 It all went wrong with Yorkshire's constabulary, Aided and abetted by the BBC Sorted by the judiciary. Some holidays are quiet and pea......

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...Two brothers salmon in the deep blue sea Got the urge one day to seek some revelry. So off they both went into the early dawn With naught on their minds but to swim and spawn. Up the big river ......

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...I have a monster-in-law to be She’s my boyfriend’s mommy She forced her son to join the military ‘Til his gait was no longer like a lady I’ve witnessed many times her monstrosity She scr......

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...It's sure chilly on the willy When parading around in the nude Almost becomes an obsession With some of these bold little dudes They have no silly old hang-ups 'Bout showing their cute little parts ......

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