Funny Color Poems
These Funny Color poems are examples of Color poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Color Funny poems written by international poets.
Green Wet DreamThere was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven...
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Categories:
12th grade, color, deep,
There once was a young man from SzechwanThere once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,
who was hankering for nuts,
so he...
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Categories:
color, funny, humorous, lust, rude,
The Man Who Learns Mauve from ChartreuseThe man who learns mauve from chartreuse
Is rendered quite gay by the news.
For courting sweet lasses
A man means amasses
That too many colors confuse.
...
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Categories:
color, confusion, funny, humor,
Naughty ChildrenNaughty Children
Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus
Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...
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Categories:
color, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,
Alien Armpitsalien armpits
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle
...
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Categories:
adventure, cheer up, color,
Anna BananaMy cat Anna
She likes to slide
Anna Banana
Coming in wide
Riding on the slimy peel
Paws stained bright yellow
Chasing after her next meal
Furry white mouse fellow...
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Categories:
adventure, animal, cat, color,
Chardonnay Chardonnay the cat
likes to drink toilet water
and stumble around
...
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Categories:
cat, color, cute, drink,
My Son JohnMy son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.
My son, John,...
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Categories:
character, color, fantasy, nature,
Coloured PeopleBetty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing,...
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Categories:
color, power, race,
OLD AND NEW FAVORITE COLORS
When I was young I remember owning a box of 64 Crayola crayons…
It came with a sharpener on the back too…
I remember of all those...
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Categories:
color,
unsuccessfulunsuccessful humanness
The forest he traveled had many narrow paths, there was always something new to see, like the white tree that
once wanted to be the...
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Categories:
anti bullying, christian, color,
Perfectionwhen I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...
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Categories:
animal, beauty, bird, color,
Stripe of a Different Colorthere once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
Penelope, his chérie
to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...
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Categories:
color, animal, emotions, funny, humorous,
The ColorHow is this red? This is blue!
Did you shut your eyes with some glue?
Just look! Take your time, think it through!
Quickly, we have more work...
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Categories:
color, humor, society,
BootsA mass of emerald and ochre leaves,
sway upon the light summer breeze.
Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck,
grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks.
The...
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Categories:
child, color, farm, funny,