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Funny Color Poems

These Funny Color poems are examples of Color poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Color Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Green Wet Dream
There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven...

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Categories: 12th grade, color, deep,



Premium Member There once was a young man from Szechwan
There once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,			
who was hankering for nuts,		
so he...

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Categories: color, funny, humorous, lust, rude,

Premium Member The Man Who Learns Mauve from Chartreuse
The man who learns mauve from chartreuse
Is rendered quite gay by the news.
For courting sweet lasses
A man means amasses
That too many colors confuse.
...

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Categories: color, confusion, funny, humor,

Naughty Children
Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Categories: color, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,

Premium Member Alien Armpits
alien armpits 
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle  
...

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Categories: adventure, cheer up, color,



Premium Member Anna Banana
My cat Anna
She likes to slide
Anna Banana 
Coming in wide

Riding on the slimy peel
Paws stained bright yellow
Chasing after her next meal 
Furry white mouse fellow...

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Categories: adventure, animal, cat, color,

Premium Member Chardonnay
Chardonnay the cat 
likes to drink toilet water 
and stumble around 
...

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Categories: cat, color, cute, drink,

Premium Member My Son John
My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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Categories: character, color, fantasy, nature,

Coloured People
Betty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing,...

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Categories: color, power, race,

Premium Member OLD AND NEW FAVORITE COLORS
When I was young I remember owning a box of 64 Crayola crayons…
It came with a sharpener on the back too…
I remember of all those...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: color,

unsuccessful
unsuccessful humanness

The forest he traveled had many narrow paths, there was always something new to see, like the white tree that
once wanted to be the...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anti bullying, christian, color,

Premium Member Perfection
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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Categories: animal, beauty, bird, color,

Premium Member Stripe of a Different Color
there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

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Categories: color, animal, emotions, funny, humorous,

The Color
How is this red? This is blue!
Did you shut your eyes with some glue?
Just look! Take your time, think it through!
Quickly, we have more work...

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Categories: color, humor, society,

Boots
A mass of emerald and ochre leaves,
sway upon the light summer breeze.

Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck,
grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks.

The...

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Categories: child, color, farm, funny,


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