Clumsiest Poems


Because You Do Not Have Eyes

When you ask me about myself, 
I will take note of your lack of eyes,
Because you have no eyes,
I will tell you all my secrets
I will tell you how I wish on stars,
And how for years I thought
The universe voted against me
So I used opposites to trick her.
I will tell you how I clench my teeth
While I untangle a ball of yarn
How I whisper promises to my plants
The same way I wish someone would me.
I will tell you I am not a violent person
But I feel best when throwing a punch
How I hold a pocket knife in my fist
How I don't think I would hesitate to use it.
I will tell you I feel safest in sound waves
But my fingers trip on each other
Yet my tongue is my clumsiest feature
And my brain is no help on the matter.
I will tell you so many secrets
Hundreds of the thousands I've collected
Because you do not have eyes,
Because I do not know you.
Categories: clumsiest, me,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberAway In the Attic

Away in the attic, 
No dusting for years, 
I'm sneezing and sneezing! 
Eyes brimming with tears! 

Now why did I come here? 
For that box of books, 
Too heavy and dirty, 
Ruined my good looks! 

Brown smears on my blue dress, 
Smudges on my cheeks! 
It's better I climb down, 
Before someone peeks! 

Atishoo! Atishoo! 
Oh my! Falling down! 
No wonder they call me
"The clumsiest clown"!!
Categories: clumsiest, fun, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme


Good Riddance For Good Distance

Blasts of Dorcas for what she’d done 
And for thinking that she had won:
For being the cause of what Ray did 
And for treating him like a kid.
 
Off a scene, Magnus had thrice slid
To be of Dorcas’ presence rid 
His flat rejection of her hid,
His firm plans now: to waste The Seed
And get lost like a child’s bead 
The clumsiest of Quick Farewell bid
While leaving not halt at a mid 

Magnus’ way he’d find without grid,
Happy to have dared this one deed 
Purposing Dorcas good riddance 
And keeping at a good distance.
Categories: clumsiest, conflict, cry, prejudice, woman,
Form: Rhyme

Bill To Pay On a Hill

As she felt the thrills,
Fanned out big nostrils,
Triumphant shout shrill...

No chef her son drills
But now meat he grills,
Fulfilled mum's song shrill!

Now,Daughter weaves frills
And as she does trills!

Son, Men took for dumb;
When he was born,numb;
Daughter worse than crumb
With the clumsiest thumb...

Rose shall climb a hill
To pay God's Praise Bill!
Categories: clumsiest, age, celebration, child, devotion,
Form: Rhyme

Am Truly Sorry

Am sorry for what i did to you,
Am sorry for blaming you,
What i did was totally foolish and
Impulsive,i truly didn't mean to hurt you

People says "apology is a lovely perfume,
it can transform the clumsiest moment 
Into a gracious gift". I AM SORRY....
For everything that I've wrong you with

How can i say am sorry for what i did
While i know it was totally wrong,
I hope that one day,one week,one month,
One year,you will find a space deep inside your 
Heart to forgive me for what i've done

Remember all those good time we used to have,
Remember that future we used to dream about,
My love,i didn't mean to cause a distance 
Between us,please allow me to fill the gap

The love i have for you will always be GOLD
And true,as i feel the tear go down my cheek
I notice that am too weak to love you,but
My love will always last no matter what happens
Categories: clumsiest, crush, cry, cute love,
Form: Ballad


Shakespeare Journal 2

a foul stench is in the mist  like from the graveyard foul despair, yearning pasengers dawn 
of the plague cast into a hollow grave  no on can mourn  their death for it be forboden to go 
near deaths closet less you want death to open the door and push you inside forever more 
walking the streets deathcarts in hand sadness leaks through the clumsiest bands of strength 
the families have no wonder why the death bestowes your glorious dome of gold and plunder 
just like a strike of lightning and the thunder to just to dialate the roughness of the dumb
Categories: clumsiest, deathdeath, death,
Form: I do not know?
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