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Clumsiest Poems - Poems about Clumsiest
Because You Do Not Have Eyes
...When you ask me about myself, I will take note of your lack of eyes, Because you have no eyes, I will tell you all my secrets I will tell you how I wish on stars, And how for years I thought T......
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Some One
Categories:
clumsiest,
me,
Form:
Free verse
Away In the Attic
... Away in the attic, No dusting for years, I'm sneezing and sneezing! Eyes brimming with tears! Now why did I come here? For that box of books, Too heavy and dirty, Ruined my good......
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Joanna Daniel
Categories:
clumsiest,
fun, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
...The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief Potential life of as juvenile delinquent (ala bam mean future streetwise thug) stopped dead in the tracks – manacles the above two lines hopefully gives hint nearly ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
clumsiest,
5th grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Good Riddance For Good Distance
...Blasts of Dorcas for what she’d done And for thinking that she had won: For being the cause of what Ray did And for treating him like a kid. Off a scene, Magnus had thrice slid To be of Dor......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
clumsiest,
conflict, cry, prejudice, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Bill To Pay On a Hill
...As she felt the thrills, Fanned out big nostrils, Triumphant shout shrill... No chef her son drills But now meat he grills, Fulfilled mum's song shrill! Now,Daughter weaves frills And as s......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
clumsiest,
age, celebration, child, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
...Now scores of years after botched minor theft penchant courtesy security guard analogous to inquisitorial trenchant unforgettable verbal lashing (suppressing me ululation to vent) unwittingly......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
clumsiest,
5th grade, adventure, age,
Form:
Rhyme
A Thought Ne'Er Thunk
...One thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought. I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought appeared, jeering at the tip of my tongue. It said “At......
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Jacob Reinhardt
Categories:
clumsiest,
funny, humorous, inspiration, irony,
Form:
Free verse
Harry the Hamster
...Harry the Hamster was a cute little pet 'till the day that into a pot he did get Not a pot of soup, mind you nor a pot of beef stew What Harry got into makes most hamsters blue ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
clumsiest,
humorous, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
The Antics of a Would Be Mamas Yoyo Thief
...The Antics Of A Would Be Mama's Yoyo Thief (now a penchant with less Zionist trenchant ululation to vent.) Not a peep passed thru mine - aye vaguely attest what ten? eleven? twelve? age of fol......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
clumsiest,
4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Am Truly Sorry
...Am sorry for what i did to you, Am sorry for blaming you, What i did was totally foolish and Impulsive,i truly didn't mean to hurt you People says "apology is a lovely perfume, it can transfor......
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Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Categories:
clumsiest,
crush, cry, cute love,
Form:
Ballad
Shakespeare Journal 2
...a foul stench is in the mist like from the graveyard foul despair, yearning pasengers dawn of the plague cast into a hollow grave no on can mourn their death for it be forboden to go near deat......
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Lexy Pal
Categories:
clumsiest,
deathdeath, death,
Form:
I do not know?