Sorry Clerihew Poems
These Sorry Clerihew poems are examples of Clerihew poems about Sorry. These are the best examples of Clerihew Sorry poems written by international poets.
President Joseph BidenPresident Joseph Biden
Is Joe Biden really our President?
That most obtuse White House resident!
Who brought back 1982 sky high inflation!
And thinks he is the MD of...
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america, confusion, heartbroken, political,
Garfield and JonGarfield and Jon, ...
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best friend, cat, food,
Punica Granatum, Not So FastPUNICA GRANATUM
Yes, in Paradise, Adam and Eve ate pomegranate
No, to apple-etymology - No, to The French "Grenade"
No, more or less 613 seeds (sorry Pharisees and...
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appreciation, beauty, god, nature,
Love Log- Nonsense Versedrunken toad by mistake proposed to a log,
he was intoxicated by fumes from the bog,
the log was quiet and remained unmoved,
“sorry, I apologise, If...
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first love, loneliness, love,
A Kindly Man Named MeyerA kindly man named Meyer*
On poor folks would take a flyer
He took me in one wintry midnight
Knowing naught but...
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angel, appreciation, care, poverty,
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dad, giving, homework, money,
Wrong Year Great Leap ForwardAll the birthday boys, ...
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birthday, boy, humor,
To Control the SquadYou have to feel sorry for Nancy Pelosi
To control the 'Squad'
She tries to play God
But she comes off more...
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conflict, satire,
So Very SorryRashida Tlaib is quite the politician, we see
Professing to be so very sorry
For putting her pro-Palestinian druthers
Above her desire...
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grandmother, political, satire,
Donald TrumpDonald Duck Trump
An Oompa Loompa grump
Quacking his tweets as brilliance
"But my I.Q. is one of the highest “is just one of his announcements
July...
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political,
Donald Vis a Vis HillaryI'm not all that enthused about Trump for Commander-In-Chief.
I personally find his narcissistic behavior beyond belief!
However, he or anyone else in my biased opinion is...
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humorous, political,
Santa Claus Clerihew 2In the chimney Santa got stuck
Sorry kids you’re out of luck
Guess you’re going to have to wait
Till Santa is thin and loses some weight
Jan Allison
4th...
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humorous,
Shania Twain Drives Me Insane- In the Best of WaysThat Shania Twain
Drives me insane
She croons out the songs, “In my Car”…..
My glorified feminist is “SHE”
The ferocious female hunter
She knows when to be feminine
“Man! I...
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celebrity, identity, women,
Another Clerihew For a Special Few, Not That All the Others Aren'T SpecialWayland here again with another clerihew to end the year
These will probably never be famous, but that isn’t the fear
Sometimes the honesty is these may...
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dedication, fun, humor,
The Clerihewer of the Fewer ContinuationIf you previous read the lower beginning of this looking to read a clerihew sorry, I made a silly copy/paste error, now fixed.
I could always...
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funny,