Clemens Poems - Poems about Clemens

...I Don’t Know What To Say To Katie Clemens By Steve Body Copyright 2009 I don’t know what to say to Katie Clemens. All the words are jumbled in my head. They all seem small and empty when I t......Read the rest...

... “And I remember Muscatine -still more pleasantly - for its summer sunset. I have never seen any on either side of the ocean that equaled them.” Samuel Clemens in his younger years when he wor......Read the rest...

...Samuel Langhorne Clemens- Born, it was his name But be it said- his name in fame The poet known- "Mark Twain"......Read the rest...

...There's a poet on our site, Who can really tell a story. He looks at everyday affairs, And then weaves tales of glory. The way he writes he takes you there. He draws his readers in, With colo......Read the rest...

...NOTE: This is the final THIRD of a funny 3-part poem. You'll find the 1st and 2nd parts on my homepage, of course. I hope you'll take the time to read the whole thing, it's a pretty wild piece. File ......Read the rest...

...We all once read the same great books in school Shakespeare, Dickens, Samuel Clemens, Hemingway Each one a classic, thought to be a jewel -- With plots and themes still relevant today A widesprea......Read the rest...

...This country is young when compared to some A prodigy though now I do declare A one time she took in all that would come Then said go west explore this land so fair There were inventers here like......Read the rest...

...Outside the gladiator's window, outside in the growing gloom of night, The nearby volcano is almost invisible, only smolders silently now. Inside his room, he can almost tangibly feel the darkn......Read the rest...

...There once was a chef named Lew who swore Samuel's words were true that Sacred cows make a great tasting steak and the best hamburgers too. Sacred cows make the best hamburg......Read the rest...

...A Letter From Santa Claus Dear Susy Clemens this is Santa Claus! I read the letters that you sent because In mommy’s notes, the English words are strange… But jagged marks you drew I could arra......Read the rest...

...I’m Huck, and my last name is Finn. On the great Mississippi I’ve been playing hooky from school ‘cause there ain’t any rule that can keep Huckleberry caged in. I bet that you’ve already rea......Read the rest...

...The outfield Yaztremski Lynn and Evans Is the greatest Red Sox outfield all time Red Sox never had Seavers nor Ryans Clemens and Tiant did shine in prime time Francona is the man that made them shin......Read the rest...

...Who’s pitching tonight? Him? – Oh he’ll do alright His curveball’s so tight Yankee Fan Be it Clemens, Mussina or Meyers Pettitte, Rivera, Villone He’s willing to bet on his pitcher Especiall......Read the rest...

..."History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme"* like the whine of swine all drunk on wine this viscous valentine vents turbid turpentine volcanic tectonics of violent landmines such slov......Read the rest...

...**“Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.” – American Humorist/Author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens) Prestigious lawmaking bodies are comprised ......Read the rest...