Humorous City Poems

Spring in Beijing
Alexander Bugh
The once was a man who walked in Beijing
He walked and he walked admiring the spring
The flowers started to bloom and trees...

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Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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In the city of gilded glamour,
slow motion is seen as an outsider;
a slip of tongue is as common as mocking grins! 
They turn around and...

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There’s a picture going around of a man who’s from our city 
he’s got his Johnson out and my gosh it is a biggie 
the...

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Glorious world with sacrilegious act.
Untamed people with staled facts.
Courageous ones are dismantled for instance,
Fictional ones are too fiction to rant.
Vigorous thoughts following with stance.
Humorous ones...

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Robert Gorelick's a limerick artist
And he's certainly one of the smartest
   Specializes in cities
   Writes hilarious ditties
The best of which I...

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I have no idea how long it has been since I have been here.
A couple of years? I guess.
Try eleven, the nurse tells me.
She is...

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Pigeons


Pompous city dwellers,
pretentious rock doves now
parade around like some 
popinjay or fancy
peacock, and yet, they're not
persnickety eaters, 
pooping on everything.


(Pleiades)


4/11/2021


Pleiades P Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kim...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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He was a bit overawed
   his topic, too broad
A speech on 'The Universe'
   ought not to be terse

So he narrowed it...

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Once I was walking down the street
When a gypsy stepped out to say,
"Read your future for a dollar?"
Back then, for me, an hours pay!

Old and...

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Dizzy my friend started out tall and handsome                 ...

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On a bright broad beach near Barcelona
Where I was feeling so all alone-a
A glorious vision strode into view.
Like Rubirosa, I knew what to do.

I charmed...

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In Segovia
the residents are jovial
   Unlike in Madrid
   where they've hit the skids


        ...

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Our airport is so small, that if you visit Kansas City
Many of the workers will get to know you personally
And greet you by name on...

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