My Johnson Has Gone Viral and Is Famous In My City

There’s a picture going around of a man who’s from our city he’s got his Johnson out and my gosh it is a biggie the girls have shared it with all the girls it’s gone viral so I’m told my mate said laughing at me with this picture he did hold the man in this photograph had his hands over his face to hide his true identity and forever go untraced but my mate said to me he knows exactly who it is after he had noticed things the other people missed he laughed and he said Trimmer mate I know that man is you I said how do you know it’s me the face is out of view the room that man is in has provided many clues your bag is on the floor with your work shirt and your shoes See the side next to the bed all of those items belong to you there’s your backi there’s your lighter and the rizla that you use and next to it your phone and that wallet like yours blue and though the face is blocked that is your hair poking through and that’s why I am more than sure your Johnson is on view I said bloody hell it is as well I remember when she took it if I took pics like that they’d lock me up and call me crooked you said before it’s gone viral but they don’t know who it is I said you tell em straight it’s Trim and he hasn’t got a misses and as I starred at this picture they shouted are you gay Trim my mate laughed out and shouted back the picture is of him you’d think I’d be embarrassed but I’m far beyond what’s average and as the girls were loving it things worked to my advantage I was filled with pride knowing my Johnson had gone viral and no man is embarrassed when he’s carrying an eyeful Why did I cover my face how glorious it is she didn’t ask permission lock men up for doing this Sexism ay, what women get away with, lock men up in cages labelled as a pig