My Johnson Has Gone Viral and Is Famous In My City
There’s a picture going around of a man who’s from our city
he’s got his Johnson out and my gosh it is a biggie
the girls have shared it with all the girls it’s gone viral so I’m told
my mate said laughing at me with this picture he did hold
the man in this photograph had his hands over his face
to hide his true identity and forever go untraced
but my mate said to me he knows exactly who it is
after he had noticed things the other people missed
he laughed and he said Trimmer mate I know that man is you
I said how do you know it’s me the face is out of view
the room that man is in has provided many clues
your bag is on the floor with your work shirt and your shoes
See the side next to the bed all of those items belong to you
there’s your backi there’s your lighter and the rizla that you use
and next to it your phone and that wallet like yours blue
and though the face is blocked that is your hair poking through
and that’s why I am more than sure your Johnson is on view
I said bloody hell it is as well I remember when she took it
if I took pics like that they’d lock me up and call me crooked
you said before it’s gone viral but they don’t know who it is
I said you tell em straight it’s Trim and he hasn’t got a misses
and as I starred at this picture they shouted are you gay Trim
my mate laughed out and shouted back the picture is of him
you’d think I’d be embarrassed but I’m far beyond what’s average
and as the girls were loving it things worked to my advantage
I was filled with pride knowing my Johnson had gone viral
and no man is embarrassed when he’s carrying an eyeful
Why did I cover my face
how glorious it is
she didn’t ask permission
lock men up for doing this
Sexism ay, what women get away with,
lock men up in cages labelled as a pig
Copyright © Nick Trim | Year Posted 2022
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