Jolly Christmas Poems

Sometimes our heroes are roasted like zeros
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Slapping them down is such fun
A
Starting November and into December
Santa endures the deft tongue
A
Soup is our vellum to pen...

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The Holly

Holly,
Jolly.

Green leaf,
Motif.

Chief dec,
Bright reck.

Berries,
Ferries.

Species,
Varies.

The wall,
In hall.

Make tick,
Smile quick.

Not dour,
Not sour.

Wine flow,
‘Til low.

Christmas,
Greets us.

Dominique Webb
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Mister S. Claus looks too jolly and ample,
He is setting our gentlemen too poor an example,
May I humbly suggest rather less "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
And a...

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This year is different
Surly you see
Covid got Santa
He set the elves free

Prancer’s in charge
Of running the sleigh 
The gift bags reek
Of manure filled hay

Comet and...

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The
star sits on
our
christmas tree
it blinks and winks
fades away. Decorated
for a holiday, our tree stands
in its shiny finery. Little wooden
soldiers with a gingerbread man, jolly
santa dangling...

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Day-193 “Very Bad Santa Crawl”   

Once upon a time
I wandered upon this scene
Was quite a jolly bunch
Down in New Orleans

Down on Bourbon Street
Where...

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Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly 
Until in folly he sat on holly
Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon.
Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did...

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Seasons greetings, all is jolly,
Christmas spirit, sprigs of holly,
happy time of party kisses,
Santa cheating on his missus!

written 19th December for Andrea's chastushka contest...

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Whiteness falling whirling white swift volley
In the crisp hushed winter's cold bite degree
Nipping flakes light dark night body lolly

Gathers on glass pane quite liberally
Dusk begins...

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Merry Jolly happy prancing funny Santa Claus has no time to waste
His long fluffy handsome fanatical beard as white as Elmer’s paste.
His amazingly giving, generous...

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Have a very Merry Christmas but don't see the family. Sleep in until noon, connect with them on zoom and try to keep covid free.
Have...

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Christmas is the season to be jolly
The holiday brings merriment and joys
With ho ho ho's and halls decked with holly

There's mistletoe and pine of loblolly
Santa...

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Soon Santa will be flying in his bright red sleigh
If he can find his reindeer, who have gone astray
They were seen cavorting
Partying and snorting
In Bombay...

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Santa Claus got lost in a wild snow storm,
his Covid mask slipped in a snowflake swarm;
it ended up on his eyes,
no one could hear...

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