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(A Christmas vacation vignette) Lisa and I choppered onto Manhattan Island yesterday morning. We’d both felt toasted—so we took naps—and yay! We awoke recharged. Later that evening, Lisa and I were at the ‘Elsie’ Rooftop Bar, in Manhattan, waiting for Lisa’s boyfriend, David. Ok, man-friend? More age appropriate I suppose, he’s 27, but that description doesn’t have the same bf slap. Dave’s a Wall Street M&A guy and they’ve been together for over a year - a future for them seems very real. Slinky, jazz-like versions of secular Christmas favorites were playing somewhere and it’s a groove I slipped into immediately. We had reservations and I’d misbegottenly hoped for a five-star, breathtaking city view, but the indoor tables turned out to have these uncomfortable, high-backed, bench-like seats that face away from the windows—WTF? I made a mental note to check website pix in the future. The place is in need of some serious feng shui-ing. Disappointed, I asked for a side table where there was, at least, a pitiable skyline view and I placed my iPad, volume down, on the table so I could side-watch the Thursday Night football game—hey, I’m not meeting MY boyfriend, ok? As the official third-wheel, I figured I’d need a little entertainment. After a few moments, a waitress came by and she paused to look us over with a cat-like indifference that signaled she was better than me, better than us really. She was just cooler. I was delighted—why am I drawn to people who look down on me? I suppose I need years of psychoanalysis—but who’s got the time? I glanced at Lisa. We know each other at a cellular level. With a milli-second of lash flutterings and eye dilations, I asked “are you getting this?” And she affirmed that she was. Because we’re cyborgs. A couple of cyborgs. Just kidding. We’re not cyborgs, neither of us. We wish we were sometimes—think of the advantages, you could complete college in a blink—wirelessly. Anyway, back to the narrative. The waitress reminded me of when I was starting high school and my mom and I toured colleges, how snooty the Harvard people were, even though I’d been accepted and offered a free-ride scholarship—I mean, shouldn’t we all have been one, big, self-congratulatory snooty-group together? (Of course, I chose Yale because the people were totally friendly). “I better get used to it,” I side-bar’d Lisa, who got the reference to my upcoming, year-long, master's program at Harvard—because we’re cyborgs. I handed ‘Laura’ (our snooty waitress was tagged) my Black American Express card, which got her attention, and said, “start a tab please—someone will join us—run a 40% tip too,” I added with a smile. She practically jogged off to get our drinks and hors d'oeuvres and I turned my attention to the game, you know, to catch up. I love Pro football—it’s not really fall without football—is it? Even though Tom Brady retired. This all goes to say that I’m a pro football junkie. Lisa likes it too, though she’s not totally obsessed. Just after Laura brought us our martinis and ‘poached lobster’ slides, a random, well-dressed man (he was wearing an expensive Brioni, wool linen silk suit), 35-ish, receding mousy-brown hairline, high-ball glass in hand, took the opportunity to stop by and chat. “SO,” he said, in a deep, jolly, ice-breaking salesman’s voice, “You girls like football?” I decided that the suit was too shiny for a Brioni—was it a Zegna?—I idly wondered. “We’ve boyfriends,” Lisa announced, almost apologetically, nodding to include me—in case he missed the plural. Undeterred, he swiveled my way—as if he needed a second opinion—and asked me, “What do you like about football?” He sounded somewhat condescending to me, so I did what I always do with condescending males—I played the ‘ditzy-girl’ card, “The costumes,” I answered. “The uniforms,” he gently, fatherly, corrected—before rocking back a little on his heels and sipping his drink. “And the hats,” I updogged, but before he could digest my reply, David, Lisa’s man-friend, arrived on the scene. “Sorry to be so late,” he said, giving me a little, jiggly, 4-finger wave, shedding his coat and giving Lisa a smooch on the top of her hair. The salesman wordlessly took his leave. It’s a night on the town—let the 3rd-wheeling begin! . . Songs for this: Diamond Dave by The Bird and the Bee You Belong to Me by Vonda Shepard . . And a Christmas Playlist - because the big day is 8 days away! www.daweb.us/xmas/Christmas_24.mp3

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Date: 12/19/2024 12:18:00 PM
I did Not get your soup mail. The"Subject" box needs a word in it or it will Not send. Please resend. Thanks......
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Date: 12/20/2024 9:05:00 AM
Hi Paula. Look to your left under member area, Anais. follow the soupmail directions!
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Date: 12/19/2024 3:05:00 PM
What’s ’soup mail’?
Date: 12/18/2024 11:31:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this, Anais. Congratulations on your POTD win. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas holidays.
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Date: 12/19/2024 7:10:00 AM
Thank you =] I was shocked (POTD) that they would pick a vignette—shocked but pleased. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Date: 12/18/2024 7:01:00 PM
A fun read, Anais,and I see a POTD! Congrats!
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Date: 12/18/2024 7:52:00 PM
Thanks, Kim. I was shocked =] Merry-almost Christmas!
Date: 12/18/2024 4:38:00 PM
Congratulations Anais. So much enjoyed seeing this made POTD and received such a high honor. Again Congratulations, I am just seeing it. Enjoy your Christmas if I don't comment on your Poetry between now and Christmas...
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Date: 12/18/2024 6:34:00 PM
Thanks Michael, I was shocked. Have a Happy Christmas! =]
Date: 12/18/2024 11:53:00 AM
Anais, that is a powerful story or and a lot of fun. You wrote it so well. The costumes, that's great. Congratulations on your POTD. Keep Rolling
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 2:29:00 PM
Thanks, R.J. =]
Date: 12/18/2024 9:30:00 AM
Love the details, feng shui, way-to-go. Your eye for fashion, another sport, the "ditzy girl" humorous lampooning. The entire scene had me transported into an upper echelon existence ha. Demonstrates that life among the elites is not so enviable after all. Raconteur. Congratulations on your 2nd POTD, Anais!! Congratulations on hard work and scholarly pursuits ~
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Date: 12/19/2024 9:52:00 AM
Merry Christmas! No! There are only a few poems, vignette, that I will never forget. Yours captured something unusual or unique.
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/19/2024 8:52:00 AM
Leave it to me not to see the banner button =] Maybe the 'ditzy' isn't such an act after all. I don't even remember that piece (my 1st POTD) - can you remember all the pieces you've written? Oh, Merry Christmas by the way =]
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Date: 12/18/2024 6:54:00 PM
Your first potd, you had referenced "When God Created Women" Bridget Bardo, I think and that's how I discovered you existed, through potd. :):)
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Date: 12/18/2024 3:16:00 PM
the path to potd is the blue strip above, across from home then click on the 3 bars , if on your phone. :):)
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Date: 12/18/2024 2:31:00 PM
Thank you. Question: Where do I see my poem of the day shown?
Date: 12/18/2024 8:15:00 AM
Indeed, a grand story. Congratulations!
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Date: 12/18/2024 2:31:00 PM
Thanks, Alex =]
Date: 12/18/2024 6:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading your write/story. Have a blessed day with your win. Merry Christmas..................
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/19/2024 7:32:00 AM
I sent you Soup mail... Have a great day writing away..........
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 2:32:00 PM
Thanks, Paula. Where do I do to see the POTD thing? Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/18/2024 6:01:00 AM
Dear Anais, What humorous wit and sarcasm and yes being a third wheel is very uncomfortable. "It's a night on the town—let the 3rd-wheeling begin". Congratulations on getting POTD!! Autumn Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:12:00 AM
I am? (Was?). Woo hoo! Thanks. I don't think THAT's ever happened before. =]
Date: 12/18/2024 3:31:00 AM
Anais, An entertaining story, congratulations on POTD.
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Date: 12/18/2024 6:12:00 AM
Thanks Tania. =]
Date: 12/18/2024 2:09:00 AM
Enjoyed the read Anais, congratulations on receiving the honour of poem of the day… Beryl
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:13:00 AM
Thanks, Beryl =]
Date: 12/18/2024 1:41:00 AM
- You are good at writing a story, congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Anais :) -Merry Christmas :) - hugs
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:13:00 AM
Thank you, It's a first for me (POTD). Merry Christmas! =]
Date: 12/18/2024 12:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your potd honor!
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:14:00 AM
Thank you! It's a shocker! =]
Date: 12/18/2024 12:38:00 AM
Sounds like you had a good night on the town Anais, the first of many I'll bet. Congratulations to you on the honour of POTD. Merry Christmas. Tom
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:15:00 AM
Thanks Tom, We DID have fun. Merry Christmas! =]
Date: 12/17/2024 9:18:00 PM
Anais, Always bringing the wit with an added flavor filled look on life. The only downside; ADHD forcing me to look up Brioni suits on WWD. Seasons Greetings 3rd wheeler. -Richard
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:17:00 AM
Thanks Raven, I've never worn a Brioni suit, but they look like they fit like skin. Happy Holidays! =]
Date: 12/17/2024 8:37:00 PM
Cyborgs, perhaps not. Gynoid T-X models? Possibly maybe.
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Chris Conn
Date: 12/18/2024 2:19:00 PM
Oh the abject cruelty and the accompanying accolades. Bah humbug.
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:24:00 AM
There's some discussion, in scientific circles about the next big jump in human evolution. Will we grow all new body parts or cyborg bodies? I think the cyborg bodies offer the most promise, we could explore the stars and deepest depths of the oceans without the need for atmospheres. Merry Christmas! =]
Date: 12/17/2024 1:16:00 PM
Never flirt with a guy with a receding hairline, regardless of age. Not sure why. Tantamount to a gal with painted eyebrows, IMHO. You did well, Battygirl. Buwahahaha
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Anais Vionet
Date: 12/18/2024 6:27:00 AM
Thanks, Tom. Why though, because we could pass on the receding hairline genes? *shush finger to lips* Don't reveal my secret identity! Merry Christmas! =]

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