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A Conversation Between 2 Chimps on Steroids
HAA HEE HEE HAA HEE HOOOO! (This is Simo. He wants to compete in professional boxing.) HEE HAA HOO HEE HAA HOO HAA!!! (This is Mike. He wants to be like Vince Gironda.)...

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Categories: chimps, animal,
Form: Free verse
Teaching Chimps To Speak a Few Words
Teach them just enough words to know a pickaxe from a pencil…. just a few practical words for practical applications, not too many, otherwise they might turn into poets, and god-knows we don’t need any more of that....

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Categories: chimps, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Teaching Chimps Words
Teach them just enough words to know a pickaxe from a pencil…just a few practical words for practical applications, not too many, The chimps could build dog kennels for dogs, shelves for their tools. Park benches for other more elderly chimps. Humans on the other hand could curtail much language education, perhaps needing only enough words to tell chimps what to do, leaving them...

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Categories: chimps, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Teaching Chimps Some Words
We should teach the chimpanzees to read the names of certain things. Objects like tools for instance then label the tools: hammer, saw, axe, screwdriver etcetera, then screws and nails. Teach them just enough words to know a pickaxe from a pencil…just a few practical words for practical applications, not too many, otherwise they might turn into poets, and god-knows we don’t need...

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Categories: chimps, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Paintings By Chimps
Chimps can't see color like you and me Sadly, only in shades of grey do they see But paintings by chimps Buyers love the tints As for me, I can't stop giggling at the absurdity...

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Categories: chimps, hilarious,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Chimps
Chimps make me smile coz they resemble Uncle George It's probably only a coincidence but I've long suspected his heritage So I wouldn't bet the farm on it But he does enjoy roaming the forests Climbing trees in search of any confirmation of his parentage...

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Categories: chimps, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chimps
Awesome how one day the world is our oyster Next day we feel like a people destroyer Could be friend or foe No matter the chapeau Do chimps really have this same paranoia...

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Categories: chimps, allusion,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chimps
Amazing how one day the world is our oyster Next day we feel like a people destroyer Could be friend or foe No matter the chapeau Do chimps have this same paranoia...

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Categories: chimps, anxiety,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Elephants, Wolves and Chimps, Oh My
Elephants, Wolves and Chimps, Oh My! In Africa, young elephants are sweet. The matriarchs remain the leaders of their group, and youngsters help these elders eat when they’re too weak to chew. Now that’s real love! In packs of wolves, the boss is Mom or Dad. It seems as if it’s in their DNA. The parents snap or growl to show they're...

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Categories: chimps, leadership, nature,
Form: Sonnet
Two Chimps and a Jeep
What is that roaring, throwing dust ...

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Categories: chimps, allusion, animal, car, humorous,
Form: Free verse

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