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Funny Child Poems

These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Swim At Your Own Risk



Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
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Categories: 1st grade, child, funny,



Monster of myself
Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Categories: child, depression, emo, integrity,

Premium Member SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, child, christian,

Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...

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Categories: child, funny, humor, mother

Fish Party
Each goldfish
is like a birthday candle:
fins flickering 
in under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar.
Sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons
make...

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Categories: child, fish,



Premium Member Naps

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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Categories: brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

Her Adamant Face
Adamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...

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Categories: childhood, family, fun, my

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Categories: baby, child, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about 
the child would take the same trail.

He tracked her to a learning...

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Categories: child, cute, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Avuncular viscosity ::Graphic content::
(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true, 
seen through my eyes as a child)

He was a heavy smoker sat by...

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Categories: child, perspective, truth,

Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: america, anxiety, my child,

Your life
I am terrified and this is love
Resignation; this is love
Yours is fiercer than mine, less green
Pale, flowing as a riverbed and more of it
Yours is...

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Categories: child, absence, abuse, allegory, angel,

Premium Member Ayla at Two
Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Categories: baby, child, childhood, daughter,

Toddler
There’s glue in my plug sockets
Chewed pasta in my pockets

Lollipops always stuck under my shelf
Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf

Crayons and paint...

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Categories: child, childhood, funny,


Book: Shattered Sighs