Funny Child Poems
These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.
Swim At Your Own Risk
Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
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1st grade, child, funny,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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Categories:
child, depression, emo, integrity,
SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!
In...
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Categories:
appreciation, blessing, child, christian,
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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child, funny, humor, mother
Fish PartyEach goldfish
is like a birthday candle:
fins flickering
in under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar.
Sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons
make...
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child, fish,
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
...
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Categories:
brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
Her Adamant FaceAdamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...
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childhood, family, fun, my
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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Categories:
caregiving, child, education, health,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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Categories:
baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about
the child would take the same trail.
He tracked her to a learning...
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Categories:
child, cute, fun, giggle, humor,
Avuncular viscosity ::Graphic content::
(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true,
seen through my eyes as a child)
He was a heavy smoker sat by...
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Categories:
child, perspective, truth,
FBI ALL ABOARDWe'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...
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Categories:
america, anxiety, my child,
Your lifeI am terrified and this is love
Resignation; this is love
Yours is fiercer than mine, less green
Pale, flowing as a riverbed and more of it
Yours is...
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Categories:
child, absence, abuse, allegory, angel,
Ayla at TwoAyla at Two
With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...
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baby, child, childhood, daughter,
ToddlerThere’s glue in my plug sockets
Chewed pasta in my pockets
Lollipops always stuck under my shelf
Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf
Crayons and paint...
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child, childhood, funny,