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Funny Child Poems

These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...

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Categories: blue, child, food, grandparents,



Her Adamant Face
Adamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...

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Categories: childhood, family, fun, my

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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Categories: child, hurt, life, people,

Premium Member Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...

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Categories: angel, child, fun, rain,



Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...

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Categories: child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Categories: baby, child, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became  his wife.

 
Her...

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Categories: child, color, dance, family,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: animal, child, dad, easter,

Premium Member Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about 
the child would take the same trail.

He tracked her to a learning...

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Categories: child, cute, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Avuncular viscosity ::Graphic content::
(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true, 
seen through my eyes as a child)

He was a heavy smoker sat by...

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Categories: child, perspective, truth,

Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: america, anxiety, my child,

Your life
I am terrified and this is love
Resignation; this is love
Yours is fiercer than mine, less green
Pale, flowing as a riverbed and more of it
Yours is...

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Categories: child, absence, abuse, allegory, angel,

Premium Member White Fluffy Snow Nursery Rhyme
Look at all the white fluffy snow,
I see Birdie the old black crow.
Mommy can I go out and play,
yes but a coat and hat on...

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Categories: child, chocolate, dance, fun,

Premium Member Emmas Smile
Emma’s Smile

He picked her up the other day
And from the window, peeking out of the blinds,
I watched them traipse down the driveway

Practically skipping, arms around...

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Categories: child, daughter, first love,


Book: Shattered Sighs