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Funny Child Poems

These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Smitten with Kittens
My doggie had kittens just the other day.
How it happened I just can’t exactly say.
It happened underneath my front porch there.
When I found them all...

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Categories: cat, child, children, dog,



Premium Member Filial Child
Filial Child 

Halfway to heaven, 
so thrilled to be saved.
My life, 
changed forever.
Filled with your spirit,
wrestles to serve. 

On fire…
in the night,
running through the streets,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, angel, dedication, heaven, hope,

Premium Member The Bears
As a child I loved playing with teddy bears,                ...

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Categories: child, love, sky,

Premium Member SHANTELLE
           SHANTELLE

           Pretty sweet charming...

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Categories: appreciation, child, cute,

Electric Bill
Electric Bill
There is a person called Bill
Electric Bill for the father was drunk
If you can think of it
Then it probably happened
One too many beers
Time with...

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Categories: child, funny, satire,



Premium Member My Child
My Child

I have failed in my duty as a parent. 
You have fallen away. 
What can I say now to the Lord, 
as I am...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, confidence, dance, graduation,

Premium Member The Sitter
The Sitter

They rushed me in. 
I had no time to prepare. 
Talk they said. 
Entertain. 
We will not be... long, 
it was a song.

Fear.
My first...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,

Premium Member Gathering the Bones
Gathering the Bones

You must believe me, 
I am in power. 
I know what is right for you. 
Your vote put me here, 
you can not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, allah, america, child

Premium Member Crazy
Mental Health
aka Crazy

The very topic is inclusive of the word, 
that haunts our every step from birth;
until our last breath. 

Fear has no power except...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child abuse, death, discrimination,

Premium Member To the Last Breath
Protecting; To the Last Breath
(a dark moment)

My dear friend told me I was a good mom today. 
I went into the bathroom and tears sprang...

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Categories: abuse, child abuse, childhood,

Premium Member Grief
Grief

God gave me an angel, 
a wife, 
a helpmate.
I had no idea the worth of that gift, 
bestowed upon my unworthy life.

Regret has nothing to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, anniversary, atheist, child

Premium Member Thief of Glory
Thief of Glory 
 
Faded flowers, 
dead on the table, 
no vase, no water, 
no blood, 
no sacrifice, 
of time, sweat, tears, 
years and fears....

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Categories: anger, art, child abuse,

Premium Member Bad Discussions
Bad Discussions 
(Not a nice poem)

By the pound what a sound, 
in morbid delay at death's door. 
Cutting off bits and chunks of souls,
too busy...

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Categories: addiction, allah, america, child

Premium Member The Pizza Princess
The Pizza Princess

No job is worth your life. 
Sweet little girl, 
someone's daughter, 
I don't even know...
You should not be dead. 
The world is all...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, allah, angel, anger, anti

Premium Member Thanks Stroke Survivors
Thanks Stroke Survivors

Survivors, thanks for your comments.
I am luckier than some
Others are luckier than me.
Together we fight
But the battles are alone.
Thanks for surviving.

Some are inspirational.
Some...

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Categories: appreciation, child abuse, encouraging,

The Ten Commandments
The Ten Commandments

1. Don't pick your scabs.
2. Don't put anything in your ear except your elbow.
3. Pee before you go to bed.
4. Pick up your...

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Categories: children, funny, humor, parents,

Premium Member May I Pray for You
May I Pray for You?

Five words that can change, 
everything, for you…
for me…
for us…
for the whole world, 
if we let Him. 

Why does that make...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allah, america, angel, child

Premium Member Dark is the Art
(not a nice poem... )

Dark is the Art

Lies. 
Evil made up, 
hiding in plain site…

Judgments made, 
of others, 
that can not see, 
the color
of their...

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Categories: child, angel, anger, anti bullying,

Premium Member Children, the Last Child in the Next
Children, 
The Last Child in the Nest 

When you ask something of me, 
I drop what I am doing, 
and attend. 
When you need something...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, family, grandparents, heart,

Premium Member Homozygotica
An inbred man, an inbred man, 
an inbred man is he,
with lips as thin as fruitbat skin
beneath his nostrils three.
An inbred man - his face...

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Categories: child, family, fun, funny,