Funny Child Poems
These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.
Scummy Gummy Bears
"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.
"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so...
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Categories:
child, addiction, character, christian, destiny,
Things My Child SaidIt is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...
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Categories:
boy, child, cute, funny,
His Christmas Cold
The night before Christmas my 6-year-old grandson was elated,
for he knew Santa would bring him bagful of gorgeous gifts
and he would come...
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Categories:
child, christmas, funny,
Speech Impediments, Moons and SpoonsThere once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We...
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Categories:
child, funny,
Cat Baththorough grooming baths
our cat does administer
licks my son's hair clean...
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Categories:
caregiving, cat, child, cute,
no extremisam period'I am not an extremist..I beleive in live and let live.'
Yet so often the world, offers death it seems to out-give.'
All through the ages..War rears...
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Categories:
appreciation, child abuse, conflict,
Unscaled CaptivityDeep in the unfettered land of Rainbow Forest…sit of child of Never Known. A toddler boy, appeared in the realm to see what he saw...
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Categories:
child, fantasy, funny, humor,
His FatherYou can see it in our faces,
by the looks in our eyes.
There's no way I am the father.
They who said it told you lies.
You can...
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Categories:
child, father son,
AgonyWhat are you doing?
What are we supposed to do?
How are they growing,
Where will you go?
Thought of something?
You did nothing ,
Things are lost;
Can’t bear...
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Categories:
child, absence, abuse, anxiety, bullying,
Antics of Lady Hunting is her game..
'Lady' is her name
Antics of a hilarious Basset hound!
Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone
Her owners had gone...
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Categories:
animal, child, dog, funny,
Swim At Your Own Risk
Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
...
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Categories:
1st grade, child, funny,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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Categories:
child, depression, emo, integrity,
SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!
In...
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Categories:
appreciation, blessing, child, christian,
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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Categories:
child, funny, humor, mother
Fish PartyEach goldfish
is like a birthday candle:
fins flickering
in under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar.
Sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons
make...
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Categories:
child, fish,