Funny Check Poems
These Funny Check poems are examples of Check poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Check Funny poems written by international poets.
Friday Night Check-InsFriday Night Check-ins
The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.
Weekend...
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Categories:
check, age, england, funny, humor,
The CheckA homeless man was given a check
From a man they called Mr. Peck
The check numbers were large
It was like a mirage
He assumed, it was another...
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check, fun, humorous,
Check MateI stared at the chess board in disbelief,
against wife I was winning my first game,
with rook I knocked over her hungry queen,
and my clever pawns...
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Categories:
check, emotions, funny love, love,
The Stimulus CheckMy neighbor passed in July but her mail keeps coming. I didn't know why. Our mail boxes are very small. I haven't lived here long...
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Categories:
check, 1st grade,
Check MateCheck mate I win again...
How funny I aways lose....
Shameful aren't you
A piece you
never
Get back....
How unprincipled...
A petty game
Though blameworthy
(Partially)....
How about a new
Game
No....
Im afraid once
something
Is truly...
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Categories:
check, emotions, how i feel,
Check Your CalendarWhile looking for Viagra
with passion on its brink,
I dropped the little box of pills
they all went down the sink
Now on the pack it clearly says,
40...
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Categories:
check, funny, sexy,
Spell CheckTho there're poets here of highest rank,
I have noticed - and let me be frank -
that in spite of sweet prose,
this site has more type-o's
than...
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Categories:
check, fun, funny, giggle, humorous,
For 1,000th Poem So Check It OutFor 1,000th Poem So Check it Out
By so many things I have been smitten
This if for 1,000th poem which was written
For Poetry Soup and flourishing...
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Categories:
check, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Rubber CheckYou make me so mad that I want to wring your neck.
You think that I'm stupid enough to take your check.
Your checks bounce so much...
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Categories:
check, funny, humor, humorous, money,
Check Up TimeOne of my Trolls got a toothache, and I suddenly began to realize, so wise…
No one had had a checkup, since they had come to...
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Categories:
check, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Check Out the CheckoutCHECK OUT THE CHECKOUT
(Two checkout girls having a tete-a-tete
as customers pass through with their groceries)
Beep….That’s...
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Categories:
check, funny, me, night, me,
Blowing Ma's Social Security CheckWhen Ma got her social security check
To the Cripple Creek casinos she'd trek
...
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check, funny,
Need a New Spell-Check------
So, I need another spell-check
What do you expect
The World is full of the word
My memory has gone
To heck
------
I...
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Categories:
check, death, devotion, education, funny,
Check PleaseIt's the end of the meal,
You just enjoyed lunch.
You try to get a feel,
Or a hint, or a hunch
Of who's taking the check
When the waiter...
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Categories:
check, food, funny
Reality CheckDissent and Commentary - what's so funny?...
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Categories:
check, forgiveness