Chart Poems - Poems about Chart

Pleasingly Plump

Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition

I Heart My Stool Chart

I have to admit I’ve got a confession
About my unhealthy obsession
Other kids love pop stars with all their heart
For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart

There’s seven different types of poo
With pictures that give me a clue
to how long the poo’s been in my bowel
Poos that’s both fresh and some that’s foul

Each morning once I get

Lovestock Instock

                In our evolution

                we’re ever forced to chart,

                with

Dear Heart

Oh, my dear lovely heart                                                  

Poor Justification For a New Seating Chart

new seat arrangement
focus on final exams
we will all get A's

The Wizards Chart

I dreamt a wizard gave me a chart
So, I could find my way back home
I read it twice and learned it by heart
So, when I awoke, I could start to roam

By midday the hillcrests are within reach
At nightfall I descend the hills
My house must be set down on the beach
I keep forging on with a

Mosquito On the Nautical Chart

An experienced ship's commander
         uses AIs similar transponder
         knows what the map blur is
         don't sink ship for quiz
         not blur of mosquito

Why I Loved Cds Poems a Crumb On My Pie Chart

Abusive soul who tormented my heart
I didn’t wait for us to drift apart
     I found inner strength at last
     So don’t look at me aghast
You’re merely a crumb on my heart’s pie chart

A defumigator removed your scent
Into the trash all your hunting boots went
   

Vaccination

Vaccination Chart
1.BCG at birth dose 0.05ml.
2.Hep B at birth dose 0.5ml.
3.OPV at birth dose 2 drops.
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4.06 weeks baby Hep B dose 0.5ml.
5.06 weeks baby DTP dose 0.5ml.
6.06 weeks baby IPV dose 0.5ml.
7.06 weeks baby HIB  dose 0.5ml.
8.06 weeks baby Rota V dose 1ml.
9.06 weeks baby PCV dose 0.5ml.
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10.10 weeks baby DTP dose 0.5ml.
11.10 weeks

Forgetfulness

Blessed is the gift of forgetfulness
Each generation shall surely refresh
With hoary optimism springing afresh
To chart again culture’s steady regress.

Silence accepts, absent solid discourse,
While eyes cower bitterly in remorse,
Birthing fearful looks of doubt scanning round
For a champion to argue high ground.

Tyranny offers only lies and force
To forge an iron path for culture’s course.
Liberty brings a lovely,

Ten-Decade Lifetime Chart - Where Are You

TEN-DECADE LIFETIME CHART - Where Are You?

                                                

Chart For Destiny

It is with fleeting tears that
we get to say goodbye
as you expand your wings

Hearts full of pride
we watch you
set your sights on high

We wish you luck
and covet every success
on your lofty journey



AP: Honorable Mention 2025, Honorable Mention 2020

A Flow Chart

"Oh that this too,too solid flesh would thaw
And resolve itself into a dew"
Water slips through our fingers ,so fresh and sweet
Yet a solid mass will smash all before it
Where scree sits,solid on the slopes,
Dislodged it will sweep down,wave after wave,
A sea of stones
That blanket of snow off piste lying still
Shudders into life thundering
With oceanic power
Drowning

Pie Chart Chaos

When Jill was asked to create a “Pie Chart”
She believed her teacher meant a la carte
     Using a Lego set
     Jill felt her goal was met
When she finished, there was not one spare part

Her project resembled a Ferris Wheel
Huge peach pie in the center of the reel

The Elemental Chart

In the cycle of life

In time

Will we forget the ones who passed?

Will we learn to forgive?

What was, can it become buried with the past

 

In time,

In the cycle of life

Will your hands be clean?

Can the lies turn to be true?

Will we all believe?

Or reality will be blown like dust?

In time

 

Will there ever be my

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