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Chappy Poems - Poems about Chappy

Chappy Poems - Examples of all types of poems about chappy to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for chappy.
Premium Member Do Not Do Drugs
... My husband was helping clean out an old shed With our dog contently watching him All rubbish items were thrown to the ground Ready to go in the big hire bin Very late the same evening while ......Read More
Categories: chappy, crazy, funny, scary,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Totally Out Of This World
...My husband was helping clean out an old shed With our dog contently watching him All rubbish items were thrown to the ground Ready to go in the big hire bin Very late the same evening while we......Read More
Categories: chappy, dog, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member AND ON THE 7TH DAY HE RESTED - BAWDY
... I heard of a fella named Roger Who had the most ginormous todger Guys envied his dong (Twas twelve inches long) Six widows now share Rodger lodger! These widows don’t charg......Read More
Categories: chappy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Markle Sparkle
...The sweet Megan Markle had that bright sparkle for she landed herself a true prince Our dear handsome Harry, was never contrary But the Queen he had to convince All Britain is fawning, this is ......Read More
Categories: chappy, celebration, princess, wedding,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
DING DONG
...DING DONG happy chappy his day birthday naughty sortie boke toy smashed joy spoilt fun smacked bum enough said now bed partying starting ding dong rave on...Read More
Categories: chappy, birthday,
Form: Footle



Working Girl
...I’ve made some money, But she’s made more. Knock knock! Another punter at the door. I slip on my shoes, Put my lipstick on. This man is eager, Again, comes a ‘ding dong’. He p......Read More
Categories: chappy, addiction, anger, betrayal, sexy,
Form: I do not know?
Vowels
...As green and sweet smelling as freshly cut grass out in a meadow in May Comes a tall little angel, bold as can be Striding out with a canter, comes A Following, galloping, alone and in pai......Read More
Categories: chappy, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HOT WHEELS
...HOT WHEELS! I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini, Price tag not so teeny, Sleek and black, for my Driving Academy, Or should I buy the red Ferrari, Command a salesman to 'comprare'? Woul......Read More
Categories: chappy, car, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member THE INTERVIEW
...THE INTERVIEW.... by JULIE GRENNESS 27/6/2015 My agenda today is an interview, I'm looking forward to a chat with you, Come, sit right down, have a beer, Waiting for this chat, my dear, I......Read More
Categories: chappy, abuse, anti bullying, boyfriend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member When Three Cousins Played
...Three cousins played a “game’ of war A map of Europe spread across the floor No adults there to keep the score As each of them wanted more and more Three of four empires lay upon that map As t......Read More
Categories: chappy, war,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Theodore J Wigglesworth
... This here's the story of a jaunty young fellow His name was Theodore J. Wigglesworth A distinguished sort of a chappy he was Who lived in the small town of Perth Every morning at the very......Read More
Categories: chappy, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Balding
...Holy crappola My hair's thinning out I'm much too young It's making me pout My pride and joy My whole life through Can't imagine me bald Bet neither can you Given this guy is So rugged and stylish ......Read More
Categories: chappy, time, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
...IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT. . . . . If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If you don’t clap it means either you’re not happy, Or you don’t know that you have fu......Read More
Categories: chappy, funny, introspectionhappy, happy,
Form: Light Verse
Teenaged Cancer
...Sometimes I feel, that life is not real. Sometimes I feel so fake, like I could use a stake, to hurt myself but I won't. Sometimes I feel so happy, but feel so flappy, My lips are chappy.......Read More
Categories: chappy, daughter, death, dedication, depression,
Form: Free verse
SAM'S SOLUTUION
...Old Sam had carted nightsoil for a decade ‘round our town; A happy sort of chappy that let nothing get him down. He always found solutions to most problems in this life And went to no ends find......Read More
Categories: chappy, funny, day, wedding, old,
Form: Ballad

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