Chappy Poems - Poems about Chappy

...This here's the story of a jaunty young fellow His name was Theodore J. Wigglesworth A distinguished sort of a chappy Theodore was Who lived in the small town of Perth Every morning at ......Read the rest...

...The sound of laughter From the belly Grandpa's stomach Wobbling like jelly Baby clapping hands with glee A very joyous sight to see. Everybody's worries vanish, Frowning faces Today are ba......Read the rest...

...There was a knock on my door, It made my heart thumbing indoor, Chappy lips and sweaty hands along my heart so sore. On the third knock my heartbeat skyrocketed. Panic was banging all over my ......Read the rest...

...My husband was helping clean out an old shed With our dog contently watching him All rubbish items were thrown to the ground Ready to go in the big hire bin Very late the same evening while we......Read the rest...

...I heard of a fella named Roger Who had the most ginormous todger Guys envied his dong (Twas twelve inches long) Six widows now share Rodger lodger! These widows don’t charge Roger ......Read the rest...

...The sweet Megan Markle had that bright sparkle for she landed herself a true prince Our dear handsome Harry, was never contrary But the Queen he had to convince All Britain is fawning, this is ......Read the rest...

...DING DONG happy chappy his day birthday naughty sortie boke toy smashed joy spoilt fun smacked bum enough said now bed partying starting ding dong rave on...Read the rest...

...I’ve made some money, But she’s made more. Knock knock! Another punter at the door. I slip on my shoes, Put my lipstick on. This man is eager, Again, comes a ‘ding dong’. He p......Read the rest...

...As green and sweet smelling as freshly cut grass out in a meadow in May Comes a tall little angel, bold as can be Striding out with a canter, comes A Following, galloping, alone and in pai......Read the rest...

...HOT WHEELS! I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini, Price tag not so teeny, Sleek and black, for my Driving Academy, Or should I buy the red Ferrari, Command a salesman to 'comprare'? Woul......Read the rest...

...THE INTERVIEW.... by JULIE GRENNESS 27/6/2015 My agenda today is an interview, I'm looking forward to a chat with you, Come, sit right down, have a beer, Waiting for this chat, my dear, I......Read the rest...

...Three cousins played a “game’ of war A map of Europe spread across the floor No adults there to keep the score As each of them wanted more and more Three of four empires lay upon that map As t......Read the rest...

...This here's the story of a jaunty young fellow His name was Theodore J. Wigglesworth A distinguished sort of a chappy he was Who lived in the small town of Perth Every morning at the very fi......Read the rest...

...Holy crappola My hair's thinning out I'm much too young It's making me pout My pride and joy My whole life through Can't imagine me bald Bet neither can you Given this guy is So rugged and stylish ......Read the rest...

...IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT. . . . . If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If you don’t clap it means either you’re not happy, Or you don’t know that you have fu......Read the rest...