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And On the 7th Day He Rested - Bawdy

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I heard of a fella named Roger Who had the most ginormous todger Guys envied his dong (Twas twelve inches long) Six widows now share Rodger lodger! These widows don’t charge Roger rent But night after night Roger’s spent - This randy young chappy Sure makes these gals happy I’m surprised his todger’s not bent 05/17/21

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 5/26/2021 2:38:00 PM

Love it Jan, and the picture that goes with it, all smiles from the merry widows in church on a Sunday while poor Roger is lay at home getting a well earned rest . . . : )

Indiana Shaw
Date: 5/27/2021 8:22:00 AM

Looking forward to it coming out Jan, I wonder what the title is gonna be, ha ha ha . . . : )

Jan Allison
Date: 5/26/2021 3:02:00 PM

There are going to be many more verses to follow Indiana but as a certain souper is belittling me with blogs i wont stir the soup bowl by adding them to this poem but i am working on a book:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/22/2021 8:20:00 PM

Now I understand why God rested on the 7th day!! lol. Thanks for the Biblical exegesis there, Scholar. Smiles, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 1:07:00 AM

I changed the original title I think it is now perfect for the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/21/2021 4:23:00 PM

wow, this is one of your very best limerick sets, Jan. FAVE

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2021 5:18:00 PM

Thanks Andrea especially for the fave, sadly a blog hog objected to my poem but I will NOT be bullied by anyone and having been on the site for 7 years and written limericks for those years I know i am not doing anything wrong by writing bawdy limericks. I put bawdy in the title so no one is in any doubt it will be a little risque hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/21/2021 6:36:00 AM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! Good picture as well:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2021 8:24:00 AM

there are more stanzas in the pipeline but i wont post them on soup will save them for my book, it may prove to be a 'best smeller' with the poop poems in it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 5/20/2021 4:37:00 PM

You know what they say Jan With a 12 inch flagpole Bent Todger Even at Half Mast Maketh Jolly Roger

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2021 8:23:00 AM

he can mock me he can block me (as i have him and his buddies blocked) but i will never stop writing limericks,

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 5/21/2021 5:44:00 AM

Here , here Jan I for 1 and many another love and revel in your style Is the entire world not in need of a bit more humour at this very moment in time

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2021 4:34:00 AM

lol Christopher i am inspired and am writing more stanzas about each of his lady friends - will save it for my book to save more complaints from the blog bully on soup. I write poop poems and bawdy limericks and break no rules and having been on the site for 7 years I will NEVER change my style:-) write on my friend we need more humour on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/20/2021 12:21:00 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha, love this Jan, a good laugh many must be jealous of Roger's gianormous todger -he just likes a good time, and he certainly makes the gals happy, so good all round, - must be exhausting though! Great poem, so funny my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2021 2:23:00 PM

Thanks Jennifer I am so glad you appreciate my humour, I am so fed up with being bullied in blogs by the 'pc brigade' if they dont like my poems then they should quit reading and go read their bibles instead and also read up that limericks are allowed to be bawdy:-) I will never stop writing nor will I put up with their jibes. hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/20/2021 4:41:00 AM

Only you could come up with this one!! I loved it! The picture says it all! happy Thursday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2021 6:29:00 AM

Thanks Mike glad you have a sense of humour, sadly the pc brigade did a blog about 'bawdy and poop poems. no names mentioned but its the second time he has aimed blogs about me - I break no rules limericks are allowed to be ribald and i will not put up with being bullied by these guys. if they dont like my poems its simple they dont have to read them! hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/19/2021 2:25:00 AM

Good one Jan… There are no flies on Roger the lodger - He lives rent free due to his large todger - Rodger does no harm - His snake is his charm - Charming widows in awe of his dodger. *** The first slot of the week's fixes is Nell's - Who's bosom hangs down and swings like church bells - To peals of delight - They go on all night - And those living down the street hear Nell’s yells.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 10:01:00 AM

lol Belle that is hilarious you have made my day:-) hugs jan xx

Unseeking Seeker

Date: 5/18/2021 8:58:00 PM

Hahaha! Brilliant Limerick Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 10:01:00 AM

thanks seeker:-) so glad you have a sense of humour sadly it is lacking with some on the site:-( hugs jan xx as they take the moral high ground perhaps they should read their bible rather than my poems

L Milton Hankins

Date: 5/18/2021 1:18:00 PM

Absolutely hilarious! I'm so jealous I didn't think of it!!!! Poor Roger, must be torture...not!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 10:00:00 AM

thanks Milton you have raised my spirits especially after a blog was posted this morning about my bawdy poems - no names mentioned but its the second time this person has targeted me recently.:-( hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/18/2021 11:45:00 AM

"innuendo" from the window? Sex circulates the blood from head to toes, so Roger is most likely to spend more time in bed than at the doctor's office. Performing public service is an admirable calling, but Roger's longevity could be limited by moving into elderly housing ....Nice write, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 1:09:00 PM

hope the holier than though brigade on soup never go to Pompeii as they have brothels there and the frescos leave little to the imagination! hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/19/2021 11:21:00 AM

There are some holy temples in India with etchings worth more than 1,000 words in explanation to simple minds .......Keep on writing! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 9:59:00 AM

thanks Rico, the pc brigade have done another blog this morning - no names mentioned but it was aimed at my bawdy poems - I will not be bullied for writing a form that is allowed to be ribald PLUS i give warning it is bawdy. shame the blogger didnt stick to his word - he said he would not blog again last year after he did a baiting blog about 'trolls and bullies' perhaps he should re read his own words:-( hugs jan xx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 5/18/2021 9:55:00 AM

Woahhh oh my, bawdy banter sharing one sausage must be hard for the one gah but fun for a limerick. Guess what maybe it happened in medieval harems for real. Kudos for this laughing limerick. Plz do read and comment my newest poem too.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 9:56:00 AM

I will drop by thanks for the comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/18/2021 7:17:00 AM

- A great comfort for those poor widows :) - Something must he do with this blessing, it's clear :) - He can rest when he is "burnt out" - :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 9:56:00 AM

thanks Anne-Lise, I love the new avatar xx:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/18/2021 3:05:00 AM

Lol, poor man must have been exhausted. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2021 9:55:00 AM

thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/17/2021 6:29:00 PM

Hello Jan ... Roger will soon find old age catching up with him when he' only thirty - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2021 10:49:00 PM

ha ha ha I think old age creeps up with him 6 days a week lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/17/2021 3:59:00 PM

Creative and close to the don't post this one here side. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2021 10:49:00 PM

It may be bawdy but its a far cry from porno poems which gets posted on the site, hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 5/17/2021 3:09:00 PM

Bent? I would think it would be smoking. I reckon on a Sunday the only thing down his trousers would be an ice pack! Good fun, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2021 3:26:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) yes on the 7th day he rested lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman

Date: 5/17/2021 1:44:00 PM

Okay....Long on humor and fun, Jan! No rest for the weary! Maybe Roger rests on Sunday!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2021 2:21:00 PM

Yes six widows so on day 7 he rests lol, am sure the pc brigade will be busy complaining but limericks are allowed to be bawdy and full of innuendo:-) hugs Jan xx