Giddy Diddy Ben Duckett

Makes me giddy…that most ferocious... Precocious host & toast of diddy men.... Spunky cut sl*t....Ben...sweep junkie.... Funky monkey boast...squat & chunky.. No ruddy fuddy duddy Croney…phoney baloney Bucket Hat Duckett isn't A bloody one trick flunkie.. But a gung ho show pony In good nick..ramp champ.. taking the mick.. Willy nilly picks...slick flicks From Sehwag's brag blag Swag bag of tricks.. Sometimes sinner..silly billy snicks.. Winner against spinner or the quicks… Heaven sent style…bat on ball, hell bent on heaving.. Tops them all…by a mile...leaving just 2 percent… Never a defender...run pile smile..despite his trials... Repeat offender...defiles with wiles & guile… Never ending..peaky blinding.. Cheeky spellbinding Virender bender.. Nowt finer than our own homegrown wristy Trippy Mr Whippy with a double 99ner.. Crave heroic stoic diddy Dave darlings.. Rave about our little fave… Sending snarling gnarly Giants to their grave… Thanks to our tiny shiny Spank tank in the phalanx ranks… Simple cricket gambit... See it..hit it..as you see fit.. Nifty impudent imps giving it large… Sneaky shifty sprites living it large… Name in lights..plucky puckish lucky zen… Cocky stocky men..slap happy.. Bucket hat Ben Duckett.. Our diddy giddy wee chappy!