Chancers Poems | Examples


Costa Del Essex?

Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Brash Cockney pretenders..same flash apparel

Let's get our mitts on a stash of Aperol spritz


Dimwits just going on benders

Bawdy tawdry mockney skits

Gits getting off their t*ts

Twits showing off their bits

Who fits?..Identikit Brits..pout

All about the clout of gaudy glitz


Silhouettes of stiletto dancers & handbags

Riff raff as naff as an 80’s cornetto

Perms & permatans..sl*gs..fancy dans in glad rags

Rhyming slang falsetto twang libretto


Chancers on a stag..s*ag nip & tuck hags

Nags of WAGS made up to the nines

Brag after cocaine lines did blag

One snag..look like a dag in drag


All from the fashion label stable

No restraint.. cannot refrain

Grandstand the brands fable 

Diadora diaspora ..Fila Villa

With a Pierre Cardin Jardin

Taint just like they do in Spain


Sex..success…the way you dress

Prosecco fizz...getting in a tizz

Gilded specs and builded pecs


Greed and that need to impress

Avoid don't feed this schadenfreude hell 

That is indeed called Costa Del ESSEX
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Vanishing point

Feeling a little cross
I gave out to god
For piling different shapes 
upon my hod
To think, we never had 
any future plan 
So made one up
with the home insurance man 

Anyway, I'm covered 
for a sudden leak
But excess is high
and outlook pretty bleak 
With water damage 
undermining my eyes
Canopies atop
fail to keep me baptised 

In a world slowly spinning
time arcs from view
I lose my line of sight
as payment's accrue
My policy reneges
states I'm in arrears 
Offers me (a one off fix) 
then disappears 

Like most chancers in life
I accept the lump
My hod full of shapes
forming a concave hump
Light recedes slower 
through an inverted mind
Come take a look
I'm not the one praying blind 

Still, I could sit with Jesus 
and chat all day 
Til our questions 
compel each other away 
Faster than light speed
(dark energy) recedes
To voids so distant
god awful truth precedes

Vanishing points converge
as minds can't make sense 
Mine's light years away
nailed to a cosmic fence 
Insurance man tries 
to sell me empty space 
He's the devil
I bought it all just in case!
Form: Rhyme


try to rest

Those sparse promises are put to bed
Yet they ripen like a lie
The County Kingdom
is made from last years chancers
Darkened coaches reach their destination
Our smokey trails
are honed like marbled mantles
Predictable success are nothing
compared to the chirping of the birds
Call Summer a lie
Those bright mornings
folds its wings and flies
I cannot sleep

Divinity

You hold a place heavenly towering
Invisibly (holy), yet a bountiful answers
To the world who seeks your blessing.

Your reachability awes like dancers’
With a calm (grace) of your pure omniscience
To gear humanity to pious chancers.

Through the daily prayers of reverence
I’ll move my (life) closer to you, my lord!
The harsh hurdles shall prove no hindrance.

The serene garden in my heart, oh my God!
Is planted with unwavering (faith) on you
Only to expand its horizon broad.

Every new day, I shall make a breakthrough
With the dancing (joy) upon your guidance
Signalling busy cosmos join the crew.

Together, mankind shall feel your radiance
Of divine (hope) which lets endure oneness
With commonality at its brilliance.

God! We’ll bow on your feet in happiness
For your peerless (love) for the humankind
Accept our song of praise in blissfulness.


Jesus Poetry Contest          Regina McIntosh                30/06/2021

Paradigm Shift

I’m adjusting fixed positions
On opinions and deductions
From now on breathing other airs
I have a stack of fresh instructions

I let go of once held handle bars
Veering off from straight line steering
Riding curves requiring nerves
Whilst watching stances disappearing

Chancers wait to try it on
Consider risk-maintaining stakes
Ask what can we afford to lose
Whilst still expecting lucky breaks
Form: Couplet


Thus Spake Lacklustre

You fake a smile to fool your friends
but you will never fool yourself.
Burn under the neon sun,
strobe flashes life before your eyes.

Poisoned with the shallow ideals,
preached to you by hungry chancers.
In your glass of deep dark red
will you find the answer?

Take From the Giving

Plaster the walls with mud.
Shake the heavens of the blood. 
Bitter tasting and sourly sweet.
Were the feelings that sat at my feet.
Black curtains of faces so torn.
Worrying seems so forlorn.
Tear the tears and tear the tears.
For this is no life to live in fear.
Fear the fairs and fair as to the fears.
Knock down the wall of misery,
And build a bridge to destiny.
Fickle fate brought a tickle too late.
Draw a line to the other side.
Wait for the shadows and soon they will hide.
Pick up the pieces of hints that will be given.
Guiding the wind from sin and all will be forgiven.
Reluctant of hearts too giving.
Seeing the messages of happiness to take. 
Pleasers beware and takers dont dare.
Hands and mouths always be there.
Yes to all the answers and no to all the chancers.
Take this sign from fate so true.
Run like the wind and take what was given to you.
 By Cami Hostetler
Form: Rhyme

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