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At the first of the year, I excitedly check the mail each day.
I know that those seed catalogs I ordered are on their way.
I grab pen and sticky notes and start making a plan.
How much of my yard is this year's garden going to span.
The hope, excitement and possibilities run wild through my mind.
I think there are over 200 types of tomatoes do I order one of each kind?
All pictures and descriptions there isn't one that I don't read.
When planning a garden how does one distinguish a want from a need?
The seeds are decided on and the anticipation is great.
Now comes the hard part as I once again have to wait.
The 1959 Sears Christmas Catalog is here
My sister and I are taking turns circling things we want.
Every page has circles, stars, hearts, from our pens.
We are supposed to be getting fifty cents a week allowance.
We figure this up.
In a year we should have $26.00.
We begin planning how we will each spend $26.00
forgetting for a few hours that we have saved $1.25 total this year.
Christmas catalog 1957
We fought over it,
It was our way to heaven
Dreaming of this, that and the other.
Arguing until we were separated
by our mother
We circled the things we wanted,
we two,
The whole toy catalog was circled
when we were through
Christmas catalog 1957,
it was a step closer
to Christmas heaven…..
For a great birthday party:
A three level chocolate cake
1 punch bowl of rum punch
1 tray of Hors d'oeuvre
A bunch of good friends
Example for the Birthday Party Contest
2-2-2016
Go,
go,
go.
Stop.
Turn,
go,
stop.
Turn,
go,
stop.
Go,
go,
go.
Stop.