The MysticMisfits Catalog
The MysticMisfits™ Catalog
“Where the arcane meets the absurd.”
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Categories:
catalog, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
The Garden Catalog
At the first of the year, I excitedly check the mail each day.
I know that those seed catalogs I ordered are on their way.
I grab pen and sticky notes and start making a plan.
How much of my yard is this year's garden going to span.
The hope, excitement and possibilities run wild through my mind.
I think
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Categories:
catalog, garden,
Form: Rhyme
Fighting Over Christmas Catalog
The 1959 Sears Christmas Catalog is here
My sister and I are taking turns circling things we want.
Every page has circles, stars, hearts, from our pens.
We are supposed to be getting fifty cents a week allowance.
We figure this up.
In a year we should have $26.00.
We begin planning how we will each spend $26.00
forgetting for a few
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Categories:
catalog, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Christmas Catalog 1957
Christmas catalog 1957
We fought over it,
It was our way to heaven
Dreaming of this, that and the other.
Arguing until we were separated
by our mother
We circled the things we wanted,
we two,
The whole toy catalog was circled
when we were through
Christmas catalog 1957,
it was a step closer
to Christmas heaven…..
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Categories:
catalog, christmas, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Birthday Wish Catalog
For a great birthday party:
A three level chocolate cake
1 punch bowl of rum punch
1 tray of Hors d'oeuvre
A bunch of good friends
Example for the Birthday Party Contest
2-2-2016
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Categories:
catalog, birthday,
Form: List
A Complete Catalog of the Events of a Daily Commute
Go,
go,
go.
Stop.
Turn,
go,
stop.
Turn,
go,
stop.
Go,
go,
go.
Stop.
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Categories:
catalog, funny, work
Form: I do not know?