Cat Burglar Poems - Poems about Cat Burglar

... minou minou sentient cat burglar ninja on the prowl AP: 1st place 2025 Posted on April 25, 2025......

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...Said the rattlesnake to the spider I've seen you before The prey smiled you've been here a while Conscience clear nothing to is to feared he surmised Said the smiling gateman I've seen these......

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...As the world tires and weariness begins to quietly enfold, We will sleep and dream of what tomorrow beholds, In the night, a chorus of felines project a resolute purr, Meow! And in the light of......

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...Garth was a cat with an attitude, and he was grayscale true. He had a pet mouse. I did not dare chase him. Did you? Other cats had tried to entice Garth to loan out his mouse. Notorious bankers w......

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...A seasoned cat burglar climbs through the kitchen window; his eyes scanning left, right, front, and back... "Good, no one's home," or so he fought. He tiptoes through the house, going from......

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...Scaling the walls outside Like an agile athlete Prayers is going out For the sinners, the needy And just as the demons retreat A sudden drop of cold sweat Rush down the monk's forehead For a f......

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...You creep like a cat burglar invading innocent lives No one knows you’ve been silently stalking until you pounce Sister Susie; sans hair removes a stylish wig off a polystyrene model S......

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...Baby face, what's you thinkin'... You beautiful doll? You're wearing quite a scowl on your face You really don't like strangers, do you? Why are you making that face? Are you hungry? ......

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... I heard bankshots last night, sounded like vault robbery for sure These startled eyes, which got rudely awakened, saw some masked bandits mute walking on a one beam teller ... not cas......

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...You crept into our lives silently stalking like a cat burglar in the dead of night invading every aspect of our world Robotic treatment by the Da Vinci Machine operated by a skille......

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...You took my heart my soul my whole Like the best feline cat burglar you stole You have bewitched me, entranced me I’m under your spell and all at sea Like the best feline cat burglar you st......

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... I got a neighbor who has a dog named Spike And there are two things that mean ole dog don’t like Spike don’t like cats, and he don’t like clowns Especially the cat burglar ones The sn......

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...Inspired and sung to by Linda Rondstadt's "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" tune Well I lay my head on the soft pillow, while switching off the tv, but the sleep doesn't come by here no more, poor, poor ......

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...As he crawled through the window flashlight in hand Little did he know but would soon come to understand Feeling his way around so as not to make any noise When he heard a sound ah must be one of tho......

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...somewhere along the evolutionary spectrum some wires were crossed & when s/he realized their utter disgust for humanity coupled with an urge for blood & guts (all the things that whip up a snazzy b-h......

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