Cat Burglar

As he crawled through the window flashlight in hand
Little did he know but would soon come to understand
Feeling his way around so as not to make any noise
When he heard a sound ah must be one of those darn toys

But then he heard it true now he could not misconstrue
"I see you, and Jesus sees you too"
Full of fear and fright he turned to that sound
And as he shined his light it's a silly little parrot that he found

"I see you and Jesus sees you too"
Picking up a lamp on cue he was going to...
But in dropping his flashlight on the floor it shined under the parrots table
Met with an angry salivating roar, this dog belonged in a stable

Looking back up at that goofy bird and completely frozen by fear
And then next what he heard was not what he wanted to hear
"Sic' em Jesus" is what that goofy bird said
Ripped him to pieces should have of just stayed home instead
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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February 22, 2014 at 7:38 AM
Great poem to illustrate the familiar joke...Fast moving piece with a moment of justice come due. Have a great day, Vincent, doing what you enjoy and appreciate.
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December 18, 2013 at 4:38 PM
This is a great short story. Enjoyed all the little nuances in it too.
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December 18, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Such a very good poem Vincent, I can't believe that I am the only one to comment at this time. You write with the love of God in your heart. It shows in every word you write...Your friend in poetry.....Roger
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