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Cartman Poems - Poems about Cartman


Premium MemberSouth Park Holiday Diet

...SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a belly dancer, eat...
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Categories: cartman, boy, fun, holiday, humor,
Form: Limerick

Perspective

...Perpendicular Parallel lines make 1D 
converging cardboard cartman through supersymmetry 1D, 2D, 3D,4D, 5D 
Respect my authoriD
All the way up to infiniD
Quantem mechanics may be Ds
nuttz and bo...
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Categories: cartman, america, i am, imagery,
Form: Free verse



I'M Eric Cartman

...I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little *****.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore.
She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that ma...
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Categories: cartman, child, computer, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!

...(This is a fictional poem)

I loved watching South Park on weekday nights.
But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight.
He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up ...
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Categories: cartman, childhood, funny, happiness, cousin,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things