Cartman Poems - Poems about Cartman

...SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman. A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet! His friend Kenny had the just the answer: "Just date a belly dancer, eat......

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...Perpendicular Parallel lines make 1D converging cardboard cartman through supersymmetry 1D, 2D, 3D,4D, 5D Respect my authoriD All the way up to infiniD Quantem mechanics may be Ds nuttz and bo......

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...I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little *****. My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich. She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore. She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that ma......

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...(This is a fictional poem) I loved watching South Park on weekday nights. But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight. He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up ......

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