Calorific Poems


Premium MemberMercury Trio

[first stanza for Planet contest]


Martians, they don’t live here
Even astronauts keep clear 
Residing though in darkest places
Charred: the eyebrows on their faces
Up from underground they creep 
Resembling small asbestos sheep
Yikes they bleat at red hot feet

                            *

Meat and veg are not prolific
Eat it if it’s calorific
Roast Mercurian rat... horrific
Chance a glance and risk the heat
Usually, not much to eat
Rare, the morsel overlooked
Yet what there is... is over cooked

                           ***

Many miles through space to Venus
Earth is far more space between us
Risk those Martians haven’t seen us 
Cruise by Jupiter and Saturn
Uranus ain't what you’re sat on
Rush past Neptune on to Pluto
Yup, a planet... shows what you know
Categories: calorific, planet, space,
Form: Acrostic

Premium MemberWar-

War
In a kingdom full of combatants I heard a naval, military struggling
Combat
I am non violent And I am recovering
Death shall bring troops
'War!' said I, 'thing of jihad.'
Do they believe in God
Quite odd
And those eyes have all the warmongering
Wars
Great war - great war - great war!
Only this and a nuclear winter
Snowing atomic gluserian
That antiwar, antiwar campaign 
War
I remember I was feuding
And the clans never advocating
I crave the antagonistic, calorific awareness
awareness calorific, the antagonistic I crave
War 
Eagerly I looked for the disaster
War 
It was castor, alabaster, vaster!
Not
I crave the warlike, war-torn warship
My conflict, I could not awaken hatred bliss
Do not enlist
Still is planing, still is planing
In there stepped a medievalist 'red army faction'
God makes love, man makes
 War





8/11/20
written word by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©
Categories: calorific, analogy, creation, humanity, visionary,
Form: Dramatic Verse


Weightless

Can happinness be wrapped in foil
as it a calorific value.
A specific size.
Does it weigh heavy on you.
Does it make your heartache
is it what others perceive
or is it within you .
Is it a number on a scale
the label in a shirt
a tear on your cheek
a reflection in a mirror
a state of mind
be who you are 
not what others want you to be
be you.
Categories: calorific, confidence,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberPost Valentine's Day Cynic

Not a good year for the roses

Cut price Valentine roses
languish in black buckets
heads drooping like a rejected lover

Calorific candy confectionery in boxes
covered with cardboard love hearts...
still waiting to pass ruby red lips

‘Be my Valentine cards’
now half price -
buy yours ready for next year!



2/15/19
Categories: calorific, humorous, valentines day,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberValentine's Day Cynic

Love 
I see it piled sky high on the supermarket shelves

Perfect pink packaging containing calorific chocolates and cute cuddly toys,  
seductive scents or sexy silk underwear
Slushy Valentine’s cards with ridiculous romantic rhymes
Stick on a cardboard heart and it's not just the vendor who is smiling!

A sea of red roses that stretches as far as the eye can see
Notice how the prices inflate higher than a helium 'I Love You' balloon
Yet on 15th February everything will be half price

Is this the price of true love or am I just a cynic?

Valentine Shmalentine Contest
Sponsored by Nicola Byrne

01~20~17
Categories: calorific, humorous, i love you,
Form: Free verse


Premium MemberChocolates

Chocolates at Christmas,
carefully I choose a
caramel coated in
calorific candy.
Could I eat another …
choice of coconut or 
creamy coffee truffle.

Pleiades C Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman

Checked with how many syllables

08~23~16
Categories: calorific, candy, christmas,
Form: Verse

Perfect World

Chocolate would be calorific  free
Politician promises would be kept, regardless of the cost or what they meant
Doctors get triple wages  and nurses twice as much 
Wars are settled playing tidily winks
and religion that is banned for good
The work week starts on Monday and finishes that night 
and all woman come with instruction books !  just to help me out.
Snow only comes on Xmas day
and puppy's never grow up 
and Britain moved next to the Bahamas in the Caribbean sea 






17022013 comp entry
Categories: calorific, fun,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberDecadent Choco Mousse

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tower of sweet buttered fudge 
cherries smooching lips 
moist chocolate wraps whipped cream 
taste buds melting mounds
calorific treat
a sinful
must!




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(( for John Heck's " Eat Me Epulaeryu" ))
Categories: calorific, food, happiness
Form: Epulaeryu

Space Food

Lets all dine at Major toms
A space food banquet
Provided by ground control

Although this is not sci-fi delight
This is cuisine of the 21st century type

Foil sachets and microwave meals
Calorific content and salty treats
Has the diet of man progressed to this?

When will we learn that speed and ease don’t help?
Its time and effort that yields wealth

Obesity and heart attacks are for desert
No matter how much physical energy you exert

Change your mind set before you choke
The end is nigh for the lazy folk
Categories: calorific, angst, education, food,
Form: I do not know?

Veneer

The thing about veneer is this:
It blinds to the truth,
Hides the real heart from sight
Whilst shining like topaz and gold.
The coating on a rotten tooth,
The glister on decaying wood,
The glaze on calorific cakes,
The healthy gleam in contact lens eyes.
The rosy sheen on those about to die of fever,
The cosmetic touch on week-old corpses,
The gloss of laughing lips superimposed on twisted rage,
The glow of fires on streams and rivers.
The thing about veneer is this:
It makes the real seem unreal,
Or the unreal seem real - whatever;
The sick seem well,
The evil seem good, 
The mad seem sane
The abnormal seem, well, normal.
And the intrigue lies within
The way it is brushed on like a second skin,
So to reflect our pretend personas
To those who look upon us.
Whilst they do the same
To us who look upon them.
We all hide the madwoman in the attic,
But the question is:
Who has the maddest woman to hide?
Categories: calorific, life, mystery, philosophy,
Form: Blank verse
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