Burp Poems - Poems about Burp

...I've got the lecture notes ready I've got the examples Just blow what I'm telling you to blow I am responsible for the resurgence of the sales of saxophones I unlock the doors of my car By......Read the rest...

.... Twisted In mine My words her's Not I i'm like half and half all in her chocolat......Read the rest...

... An army of mites resides in our lashes With mouths and tiny claws Along the way during human evolution This surely must have been a flaw Astronauts strangely can't burp in space Wh......Read the rest...

... I’m not the best good-looking guy. I burp a lot. I’m very shy. I’m sure I’m going bald real fast. That odor is the gas I passed. I snore at night. My skin breaks out. My breath smells like o......Read the rest...

... Burpsey that's my name, Burping is my favorite game! Burps are my art, Better than a fart! Burps are my fancy. Forever with a grin, They find away, My teeth can't hold them......Read the rest...

...Reindeer at Christmas will often eat carrots Though Santa once had one who liked to eat parrots But parrots at Christmas can be hard to find He wasn’t too fussy so he didn’t mind He never complai......Read the rest...

...they've also got a guest on who suffers from, the inability to burp he sounds so bored presenting the thing as i listen, i notice the lid of the jar of the piccalilli it states this cond......Read the rest...

...two cell phones ran into each other on some street friends I think world has changed though and stood side by side known yet unknown an awkward greeting then sliding into silence like an old west......Read the rest...

...When it comes to rules of etiquette be warned: Flackmoth’s easily upset. Most rules are arbitrary, he insists, promoted by the bored and idle rich who see themselves as haute bourgeoisie with a ......Read the rest...

...Watch the birds make them chirp do not burp can you slurp......Read the rest...

...To every man who's gathered in the pub, enjoying our good Guinness by the glass— may all your troubles burp and belch away and all your dreams, in bubbles, come to pass. For never on this......Read the rest...

...I’ll have the “Questionable Choice Salad” Appetizer…The “what could go wrong Sushi Surprise” Entrée…The “It sounds good to me surf and burp special’ And for desert… The “it seemed like a goo......Read the rest...

...Watching Birds In The Garden Watching birds in the garden amidst of mundane chores to bore is my simple ......Read the rest...

...I need the satisfaction of a cold carbonated cola it smooths my stomach with a burp, love that soda I drink diet caffeine free don't need empty calories Like the Coca Cola gold and white label Pep......Read the rest...

... Now anger had come to penetrate me, and evil has come to kiss me softly...tension exploded my v***** to squirt waterfalls of mayhem. I try to close my legs but find that I have been impregna......Read the rest...