Burp Poems - Poems about Burp

Reindeer at Christmas will often eat carrots Though Santa once had one who liked to eat parrots But parrots at Christmas can be hard to find He wasn’t too fussy so he didn’t mind He never complained that he felt out of luck When push came to shove he would also eat duck With Christmas upon them there’s no time to...

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Slam goes the door he is home Kaplunk he sinks on sofa alone Drunk driving again no doubt hiccup so loud Dinner is ready I churp how was your day at work? Awful they’re oozing my very life outta me It’s their fault I need a gulp to get relief Won’t you come to the table and nibble Honey I don’t want...

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I hear a cry from the kitchen: “Who did it? Who’s the perp? Who dumped down this slime and sludge? The garbage disposal went burp!” Contest Name: Your Best Quatrain Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins...

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When All That is Left is The Burp by M. Griswold 05012020 When you've eaten your fill and the plate is empty. When your tummy is full and pok'in out aplenty. When you can't seem to finish that last li'l slurp. Then all that is left is a really big "BURP". When nothing else will do or fully satisfy. That too full a...

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The hero of my story is a loser Going back in time one day of my life every day of my life just to kill myself Making myself devolve just to join the same I am no better than anyone else and never want to be Justice missing its ice You may visit but i am the one that lives in here No end credits...

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A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney...

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A fried chicken burp can be akin to gargling a pear juice by a slip stream. But do not slip. Or wave with both hands whilst drinking. Dangerous deadly dares derive during demonic demonstrations. And the interjecting spittle from a giant llama. Towering over trees. With the neck stuck in clouds. Very great to watch...

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I wrote a silly little poem about nothing very deep, It was only meant to make you laugh and certainly never weep. So I posted it on the poetry site for everyone else to read, I could have hoped for a better placement, this I will concede. The poem right after mine was titled, “That’s...

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This bottle once was full of cold beer Now only this dumb note is here The author’s mind not so clear Message garbled, I fear Hoping land is near Trying to steer Must now veer Oh Dear Burp...

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If your bottom should start feeling ill at ease And then blesses everybody with a sneeze; Good people please take heart, it was just a little fart Which will soon be disappearing on the breeze © John W Fenn 10-01-2009...

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I have goals in life There aren't the same as yours I'm gonna learn to Burp, fart, and spit So I can play in my kids wars I practice all the time These things I can't achieve I can't roll my tongue either I'm defective I believe The kids keep trying We practice left and right I gotta learn to use chop sticks too My family...

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white ceiling, high, wide pale lizard, dark underside ...

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