Reindeer at Christmas will often eat carrots
Though Santa once had one who liked to eat parrots
But parrots at Christmas can be hard to find
He wasn’t too fussy so he didn’t mind
He never complained that he felt out of luck
When push came to shove he would also eat duck
With Christmas upon them there’s no time to eat
But he wouldn’t grumble and he wouldn’t bleat
He’d fly through the skies with his mouth gaping wide
A mallard would soon sate his hunger inside
“Don’t swallow ducks whole,” that was Santa’s suggestion
“You'll belch through the night due to dodgy digestion.”
A nine year old lad hid behind the settee
And woke mum and dad at a quarter to three
He told them he’d waited since late Christmas Eve
And then he said something they couldn’t believe
“The presents are under the tree neatly stacked
I swear they were left by a reindeer that quacked.”
Categories:
burp, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Slam goes the door he is home
Kaplunk he sinks on sofa alone
Drunk driving again no doubt hiccup so loud
Dinner is ready I churp how was your day at work?
Awful they’re oozing my very life outta me
It’s their fault I need a gulp to get relief
Won’t you come to the table and nibble
Honey I don’t want food lets not quibble
Fine drink your life away slurp
Crash goes a dinner plate burp
I don’t want to fight but wack
Never give me a tongue thrash
How dare you give me a slap
I am leaving you that is a wrap.
Categories:
burp, change,
Form: Other
I hear a cry from the kitchen:
“Who did it? Who’s the perp?
Who dumped down this slime and sludge?
The garbage disposal went burp!”
Contest Name: Your Best Quatrain
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
Categories:
burp, humor,
Form: Quatrain
When All That is Left is The Burp
by M. Griswold
05012020
When you've eaten your fill and the plate is empty.
When your tummy is full and pok'in out aplenty.
When you can't seem to finish that last li'l slurp.
Then all that is left is a really big "BURP".
When nothing else will do or fully satisfy.
That too full a feeling you just can't deny.
When a belly is gorged to it's full capacity.
Then all that is left is the "BURP" you see.
When that apple pie is eaten down to it's core.
When you just can't engulf that li'l bit more.
When all that is left that you just gotta do.
Is release that big ol' "BURP" inside of you.
It's not a "FART" but it is passing air.
And most folks do it without a care.
So when all is done and dessert is gone.
Just let out a "BURP" three miles long.
Then your finished and all is complete.
Now you can lay down and fall fast asleep.
For when all is ended and all is done.
You will know it when that "BURP" is gone.
Categories:
burp, food, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The hero of my story is a loser
Going back in time one day
of my life every day of my life
just to kill myself
Making myself devolve
just to join the same
I am no better than anyone else
and never want to be
Justice missing its ice
You may visit
but i am the one that lives in here
No end credits to watch
Please put rubbish in the bin provided
Categories:
burp, poetry,
Form: Free verse
A sense of shame is
missing in the world today.
If you find it, burp
Donal Mahoney
Categories:
burp, rude,
Form: Senryu
A fried chicken burp can be akin to gargling a pear juice by a slip stream. But do not slip. Or wave with both hands whilst drinking. Dangerous deadly dares derive during demonic demonstrations. And the interjecting spittle from a giant llama. Towering over trees. With the neck stuck in clouds. Very great to watch formation of sky from that angled position. And quite likely to witness unidentified flying crafts. Well so says sloth in the high branches. Great. Fantastical frameworks framing frilly frogs. In ball rooms. Globally. Grin then. Pleasurable synchronization of parade of a wealthier under suit. And wobbling along came the strawberry moose dressed in a tall glass with a creamed cherry hat. Chats away to the dipping spoon. With a triangular shaped mouth. Hahaha derived dog detail. Hahaha wavelength wobbling wonder. Hahaha geranium garden growing growling gates. Hate not a hidden haven. Xxxx hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaophobi a and that's the latest from the p y q at 89.900000.
Categories:
burp, art, assonance, betrayal,
Form: ABC
This bottle once was full of cold beer
Now only this dumb note is here
The author’s mind not so clear
Message garbled, I fear
Hoping land is near
Trying to steer
Must now veer
Oh Dear
Burp
Categories:
burp, funny
Form: Nonet
If your bottom should start feeling ill at ease
And then blesses everybody with a sneeze;
Good people please take heart,
it was just a little fart
Which will soon be disappearing on the breeze
© John W Fenn 10-01-2009
Categories:
burp, funny
Form: Limerick
I have goals in life
There aren't the same as yours
I'm gonna learn to Burp, fart, and spit
So I can play in my kids wars
I practice all the time
These things I can't achieve
I can't roll my tongue either
I'm defective I believe
The kids keep trying
We practice left and right
I gotta learn to use chop sticks too
My family is a tough fight
Better get to it
I'm getting old
I have goals in life
You have been told
Categories:
burp, family,
Form: Rhyme
white ceiling, high, wide
pale lizard, dark underside
brown moth gone, inside !
Categories:
burp, animals, life, nature,
Form: Senryu