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Short Burlesque Poems

Short Burlesque Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short Burlesque poems by PoetrySoup poets. Search the short Burlesque poetry form by poem length and keyword.


Didn't You Go To School, Stupid??
yeah, and i came out the same way.......

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: education, funny, school,
Form: Burlesque



DECISION TIMEFLAME
Too early
At least timely
Maybe too late...

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Categories: education,
Form: Burlesque
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor passed out....

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, on writing and words, parody,
Form: Burlesque
Rub A Dub Dub
Rub A Dub Dub Dub
A gay porno flick filmed in a tub....

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, on writing and words, parody,
Form: Burlesque
Fairytale
Fe, fi, fo, fum...
How the hell
Did I get this dumb?...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, on writing and words, parody,
Form: Burlesque



HUSBAND OF THE FIGS
Husband,
I fertilized your tree,
You fertilized me.
:-)...

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© Nola Perez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: relationship,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member free pluribus unum
It is a free country as long as you have money. ha! ha!...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, america, analogy, appreciation,
Form: Burlesque
I Love Guns
I love guns!
No. Wait.
Gams. 
I meant gams.
I love gams!...

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Categories: funny, humor, nonsense, political, satire, silly, women,
Form: Burlesque
Insomnia
Play all day, play all night
sleep when I can till morning light....

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Categories: funny
Form: Burlesque
home
Home is where
you hang your hat,
and also where
your ass is sat....

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Categories: funny, happiness, satire,
Form: Burlesque
Rhyme In Time
Innie, meanie, minnie, Moe,
Where the hell did Larry and Curly go?...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, on writing and words,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Reflection
Fading foot prints....
echoes of her voice
delighted she has left........

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Categories: lost love
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Soup or Nuts
Soup or nuts 

pollyticks or follyticks
hifallutin or piki-oontin

...

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Categories: basketball,
Form: Burlesque
Something the Cat Dragged In
That's what I saw in the mirror today.
Wish the cat
Would drag it away......

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, life, natural disasters,
Form: Burlesque
sdgsdgsg
gnhiohvsdfsdljkafhdklvnowrghdfnier9075rt489thrjvnwruoqtr fh49pewty34ghrkgvhfr...

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Categories: allegory, bereavement, bird, birthday, prayer, preschool,
Form: Burlesque
Pardon me,did you just contest
Pardon me did you just say my name.....or was that just a voice inside my brain?...

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Categories: poetess,
Form: Burlesque
HOMO ADDICTION
John has started wearing diapers like a baby;
His anal opening has become loose !...

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Categories: confusion,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member The yin yang of kiss my ass
If I had to make a choice I would rather hate intelligently than to love stupidly....

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Categories: absence, addiction, anger, anti bullying, art,
Form: Burlesque
Twenty-Three
Zeina, Zeina,
Where you be?
Tryin' to find you before,
I get to twenty-three

...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, friendship, on writing and words,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member sorry
 
i have no story that is sad
and I can make you happy
in my bed telling nothing....

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Categories: sorry,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member best way to relax
The best way to relax is not only take it easy , but sometimes one should take it sleazy....

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Categories: angel, april, art, beautiful,
Form: Burlesque
The Cutest Flutest
My gal is the cutest flutist.
Yet I'll hit her favorite note
on the clit in her throat.
...

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Categories: boyfriend, girlfriend, love, music,
Form: Burlesque
Dead Yet
Am I dead yet? 
No.
Am I dead yet?
No.
Am I dead yet?
BASH GUNCH CRUSH!
Yes gawdam it....

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Categories: death, funny, humor, life, murder, repetition, violence,
Form: Burlesque
HOW
smile in the broken mirrors
we don't realize
broken smile in the  mirrors 
we understand how...

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Categories: allegory,
Form: Burlesque
Southern fry!
Pickles
And 
Peppers 
On
A 
Sandwich  
Of 
Rye 
Put 
IT 
All 
Together
Then 
Fry 
...

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Categories: food,
Form: Burlesque