Short Burlesque Poems
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Study!study!study!
Mum says,yelling each day.
If only she could understand
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
try "confused poetic travel,1,2,3," some of my better humor- chech with poetry
forms...well at least I think it's funny.
What is the state of the language?
How should we use the words?
How much can we elaborate
Before we're dismissed as nerds?
Don't get me up tomorrow,
Don't bother to set an alarm,
These days of boredom and suffering,
Have lost all of their charm.
Periods are way better than commas.
They stable thy reader's breath,
Furthermore,they save thy writer's ink
Although I probably hate a person who commits a felony, I may hate moreso a self righteous soul who won't commit a misdimeanor.
I had forgotten the world
As in love with you was I
Now I thank you for the treachery
I’m very much aware of the world now
Bombs blasting indiscreetly
Love seeking shelter from the fallout.
Marriage merriment—
© January 2, 2012
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Morbid Fascination?
Eccentric arbitrary
Pseudo Sadistic
Indulgence?
Same Thing?
You bring Abomination,
I'll bring the booze.
Time for bed,
To rest my head,
Which feels like lead,
And of knowlege, unfed,
But I'm seeing red,
Cause my alarm dropped dead!
1. my favorite menage a'trois is with me, myself, and I. 2. Although man may not live by bread alone. However, maybe by head alone.
Hammer and nail,
After beer and ale,
Big red swollen thumb
My prize
Seemed that nail
Was doin' the hula,
Right before my eyes!
"Greetings, my name is Higzakolouvalopolistika Smith."
"Glad to meet you, Mr. Smith."
"Oh please, call me Higzakolouvalopolistika!"
You like black beans
I like red
You like parties
I like bed
You like me and I like you
We'll sell everything else
'cept our honeydews.
It burns, but they marvel as I dance on fire.
Oh, what an exchange for the price I pay.
There's an ugly truth to the game I play.
When the old fellow died,
the cage opened wide,
and a very rich chick
Madov mighty quick.
Moral strictures aren't always a guide.
Midst of dinner--girl stood up and took off her clothes by the Burlesque Show
Date: 09/02/2019
howmanysyllables
17
Romania (laughter kills))
They hooted
When the dictator spoke
They chortled
Odium
Giggles of utter contempt
Then they shot him.
In the Lady Godiva competition
a nude lady won...
Others in formal attire were disqualified!
How much more attractive
is
a freshly cleaned toilet
than a bride
To write or not to write. That is the question. But not to write is a lot of spite about what it is to write. But is it right? Write On!
The sandwich elf, the sandwich elf
Seduces you into eating his self
Turns to jelly
In your belly
Yet blows out whole
From your as*hole.
I say I do not know what to think. I also say I do not like those who do think they know what to think. They are often do do. this is true.
I adore my LORD,
More than a pastor,pope
or muhammad.
And I am highly favoured
and blessed.
For I adore to exault the
LORD,above all creature!
Her name was Sally Sue.
She always seemed so blue.
One day she watched a comedy.
She laughed until she died.
She died in the living room.