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Bun In The Oven Poems

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Harriet Harris circa November 13th 1935 May 4th 2005
Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005
(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing
purchase never made at local drugstore
unsurprisingly, obviously, invariably...
birth control taboo subject, best to ignore
subsequently intercourse awkwardly coordinated,
consummated, completed extempore
hence bun...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form: Elegy



Premium Member Who Mourns For Uriah
When King David's men went out to fight,
 he stayed back home to spend the night.
He stepped out on the rooftop in the evening air,
 when a bathing beauty caught his stare.

So King David inquired who the woman might be.
...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, bible, murder,
Form: Rhyme
I'm On Fire
I'm on fire busting out from the flames used to be a city kid in the hood
pulling my own like a dog without its bone you got me thinking alone
vibrations to the temptations through the doorways in my mind
the streets...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, rap,
Form: Free verse
A MIRACLE
But then, hi there,
How is the bun in the oven
Burning?
How are you baking it?
And what is James Blunt saying now?
Does he think I don’t know?
You are all that is on my mind,
Right now, I will not let anyone touch
Your place,...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, love,
Form: Alexandrine
Smooth Operator
Smooth Operator
it was late in the evening & on the street
had my body kit waxed on my Camry
fenders had a slasp of silver so did the rims
stero was blasting to my favorite song
Like Michael Jackson & Stevie B
rolled into my...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, art,
Form: Free verse



Sweat The Technique

There's a battle for your mind but you say it's just fine
 pulling a 9 to your head it's the walking dead
 Not since the day of creation did we stand with ovation
 A seed was drop from a farmers...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, art, rap,
Form: Free verse
oy Gevalt - Moi Ongepatchket Married Life - part uno
Once thy future spouse (Abby Zison) found herself in the family way
  (with what would turn out to be the first of our two daughters – i do say
  determined and sealed the decision per our rolling in...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, how i feel, introspection, moving on, relationship,
Form: Personification
Premium Member MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE - PART 2
I once dated a chef …
I was worried about getting a bun in the oven
But when I saw him mincing across the kitchen
I knew I wouldn’t be getting my fingers burned!

I once dated a fireman…
Oh he was HOT HOT HOT
But...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, boyfriend, humorous, jobs, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Battle of the sexes 5x one line
1, Battle of the Sexes : Fought over century's yet man's banner is wisest flown  white.  
2,Equal rights: Doors open wide and seats given up a man's place is behind or just stood up.
3,Marriage: All dressed in white...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, fun,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member WIFE AND MOTHER
WIFE AND MOTHER

 
Dearly Departed Sweetheart, and husband.
Some serious time I put in when I said " I do "-I kept true to the vows, but not to myself.
you have long been sick of me, and I hated I had...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, death, death of a friend, dedication,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member WIFE AND MOTHER
 
Dearly Departed Sweetheart,and husband.
Serious time I put in, when I said " I do "-I kept true to the vows, but not to myself.
you have long been sick of me, and I hated I had to give up my...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, absence, death, irony,
Form: Prose
Commuter Widow
Trainspotting 
isn’t fun 
not when she’s dead tired 
arms of jelly 
ears full of tears 
	baby wants 
	baby wants 
pick the kids up 
from school
strawberry jam 
sandwiches uneaten 
traffic jam 
	ma I’m hungry 
	baby wants 
	baby wants 
make the dinner...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, absence, life, loneliness,
Form: Free verse
Call It Anything But What It Is
Call It Anything But What It Is

By Elton Camp

In talking or writing, it’s become illicit
To use a plain term if it is too explicit
“Adult entertainment” is better than porn
A “bun in the oven” if baby’s to be born

Please use “ample...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, on writing and words, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Thrice because twice was nice (The blues)
I’s got six kids
Six mongrel dogs 
Living in one bed broken down shack
From six whisky drinkin’ hogs
And a v8, v8 Cadillac parked out back

Yes I have six children 
Nine months apart
Gots to buy six dozen nappies
From the second had counter...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, funny
Form: Rhyme
Food Fun.
Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts
and wished one day to cover them
in a thick cream sauce.

Cook loved his chocolate eclair
and loved...Read More
Categories: bun in the oven, food
Form: Rhyme