Bun In The Oven Poems - Poems about Bun In The Oven

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday of dear ole mom, who s......Read the rest...

...Two weeks passed before Dolly called Her twin. "Hey Girl I'm coming to see you in a Little while." "Ok, sis at about What time?" Molly inquired. "About an hour and a half Actually it's go......Read the rest...

... where raging hormonal secretion think seminal intercourse without birth control analogous to Russian roulette spin no surprise when haploid male germ cell hit figurative bullseye with resultant "bun in the oven" read embryo a biological win. Though a whip smart girl University of Pennsylvania alumna from engineering school and living independently approximately one third of her life,......Read the rest...

...Jack and Jill went up the hill This was never in dispute It was how Jack fell down With severe lacerations to his crown That the jury had to conclude Jill had a bun in the oven The ......Read the rest...

...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 untimely death sentence ordained approximately six months prior to mother dearest celebrating her seventieth birthday, though the ......Read the rest...

...Upon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows Ultrasound allowed, enabled and provided obstetrician to zoom, image courtesy sonogram showing fledgling fetus, thus we ple......Read the rest...

...The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay an......Read the rest...

...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing purchase never made at local drugstore......Read the rest...

...When King David's men went out to fight, he stayed back home to spend the night. He stepped out on the rooftop in the evening air, when a bathing beauty caught his stare. So King David inq......Read the rest...

...I'm on fire busting out from the flames used to be a city kid in the hood pulling my own like a dog without its bone you got me thinking alone vibrations to the temptations through the doorways in ......Read the rest...

... But then, hi there, How is the bun in the oven Burning? How are you baking it? And what is James Blunt saying now? Does he think I don’t know? You are all that is on my mind, Right no......Read the rest...

...Smooth Operator it was late in the evening & on the street had my body kit waxed on my Camry fenders had a slasp of silver so did the rims stero was blasting to my favorite song Like Michael Jac......Read the rest...

...There's a battle for your mind but you say it's just fine pulling a 9 to your head it's the walking dead Not since the day of creation did we stand with ovation A seed was drop from a farmers b......Read the rest...

...Once thy future spouse (Abby Zison) found herself in the family way (with what would turn out to be the first of our two daughters – i do say determined and sealed the decision per our rolling ......Read the rest...

...I once dated a chef … I was worried about getting a bun in the oven But when I saw him mincing across the kitchen I knew I wouldn’t be getting my fingers burned! I once dated a fire......Read the rest...