Bun In The Oven Poems - Poems about Bun In The Oven

... Shagged in the back of a shotgun shack at night by moonlight peeping past curtains of burlap sack such a sore sight surrounded by fields of green willing as she'd been tho' torn she ......

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...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky... Despite being a nineteen year old bride she wed Boyce Brandon Harris half a decade her senior, (where I ranked less than a twinkle in their eyes) during the mont......

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...Birthday of beloved buxom babe I betrothed Pardon my hyperbole if in fact such embellishment can be sifted out amidst the pretentious poetry and/or prose NOT aired to appear superior, but more so ......

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...The name of Fred's girlfriend was Mable Who was ready willing and able Had a lot of her plate She would spoon on a date But liked to do it on the table Until she met a fella named Jake Who j......

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...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday of dear ole mom, who s......

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...Two weeks passed before Dolly called Her twin. "Hey Girl I'm coming to see you in a Little while." "Ok, sis at about What time?" Molly inquired. "About an hour and a half Actually it's go......

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...eparedness to sire kin ushered me into emerging adulthood, where raging hormonal secretion think seminal intercourse without birth control analogous to Russian roulette spin no surprise when haploid male germ cell hit figurative bullseye with resultant "bun in the oven" read embryo a biological win. Though a whip smart girl University of Pennsylvania alumna from engineering school and living independently approximately one third of her life,......

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...Jack and Jill went up the hill This was never in dispute It was how Jack fell down With severe lacerations to his crown That the jury had to conclude Jill had a bun in the oven The ......

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...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 untimely death sentence ordained approximately six months prior to mother dearest celebrating her seventieth birthday, though the ......

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...Upon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows Ultrasound allowed, enabled and provided obstetrician to zoom, image courtesy sonogram showing fledgling fetus, thus we ple......

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...The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay an......

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...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing purchase never made at local drugstore......

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...When King David's men went out to fight, he stayed back home to spend the night. He stepped out on the rooftop in the evening air, when a bathing beauty caught his stare. So King David inq......

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...I'm on fire busting out from the flames used to be a city kid in the hood pulling my own like a dog without its bone you got me thinking alone vibrations to the temptations through the doorways in ......

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... But then, hi there, How is the bun in the oven Burning? How are you baking it? And what is James Blunt saying now? Does he think I don’t know? You are all that is on my mind, Right no......

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