Table Talk

The name of Fred's girlfriend was Mable Who was ready willing and able Had a lot of her plate She would spoon on a date But liked to do it on the table Until she met a fella named Jake Who just liked women that loved to bake So with pure sex appeal Wouldn't ask for a meal But would do it for gratitude's sake Each night they were pushin' and shovin' But then Jake grew tired of her lovin' And with tears in her eyes He left a big surprise Now she's got a bun in the oven