Table Talk
The name of Fred's girlfriend was Mable
Who was ready willing and able
Had a lot of her plate
She would spoon on a date
But liked to do it on the table
Until she met a fella named Jake
Who just liked women that loved to bake
So with pure sex appeal
Wouldn't ask for a meal
But would do it for gratitude's sake
Each night they were pushin' and shovin'
But then Jake grew tired of her lovin'
And with tears in her eyes
He left a big surprise
Now she's got a bun in the oven
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