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Buggered Poems - Poems about Buggered

One Too Many
... ‘You’ve had one too many’ Declared old Paddy’s wife She always spoiled his evenings With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’ ‘I’m absolutely sober’ He replied with much aplomb ‘I’ve only h......

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Categories: buggered, humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Canary in a Coal Mine
...She wandered like a gypsy to Wyoming, Where she settled in and sojourned for a spell. She found herself a billet at the Hog Ranch, And son, there weren’t no high-tone clientele. It was just a soi......

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Categories: buggered, adventure, allegory, america, western,
Form: Blank verse



Fox Cubs and Foxgloves
...Mother was away, plucking hens So I got my mead, in the special hip flask Sat by the fence, just by the green Time slipped along, Ken joined me there And the day was bo......

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Categories: buggered, beauty, drink, friendship, funny,
Form: Free verse
New Grounds To Shrink a Kiss
...I could feel the rhythm of my obscure thoughts in sync sturdy scrutiny, into the mirror I glimpse deeply in the reflection of the nymph somehow I outwit the quixotic hold of the sylph, frig......

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Categories: buggered, anger, break up, deep,
Form: Other
Bugger Off
...Removing a friend, all because they are selfish. Years later they appear "let's try to resolve this" They set out these rules and what they want to change, they think it ended mutual... bl......

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Categories: buggered, friendship, humorous, irony,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member For Man To Live
...by Bob Moore © 2018 For man to live he has the need, for coal and oil and gas and if the Greens don’t understand, they can stick it up their a** They’ve buggered South Australia, with their sol......

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Categories: buggered, men,
Form: Rhyme
Playing With Plagiarists
...Plagiarists can play your eyes all they want lap up attention praise prize all day long and I too can play as I like tongue in cheek write a lightning strike lighting up plight They can do as ......

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Categories: buggered, character,
Form: Rhyme
Jeni and Her Army Trigger Warning Abuse
...This is the story of Jeni Haynes, whose father inflicted horrific physical and sexual abuse on her from the age of four years old. As a result she created over 2000 alter egos to get her through it. ......

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Categories: buggered, abuse, mental illness,
Form: Free verse
A Talk In the Park
...I’d been flat out writing poetry for nigh on near a week, and I felt it’s time to try and clear me head, so I put the dog upon the leash to walk down near the creek, where I can feel a touch of na......

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Categories: buggered, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Sadness
...Sadness settles sometimes and drapes itself Around my shoulders like a grey blanket Weighs me down It’s a well acquainted killjoy An unwelcome and uninvited guest Who overstays his welcome Wil......

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Categories: buggered, cry, depression, sad,
Form: Free verse
Young Albert
...There worra a young lad called Albert, He were allus up t' no good, He'd stand ont corner by t'lamp post, sparkin' 'is clogs like mad, 'til day he were caught by 'is Dad. Dad said to him, now st......

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Categories: buggered, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Love Pets
...Just a short story of the joys of living with a cat, a kelpie, a labrador. Sometimes they play in a peaceful house, sometimes it’s like a war. Like this morning, the red dog played tug of war all o......

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Categories: buggered, pets, soulmate, together,
Form: Rhyme
Job Offer
...I was driving down Webb road, with the thoughts I’ve had all week, And that is upon the crayfish that I net in Shady Creek, Webb road is not a long one, but it’s narrow and it winds, And scrub th......

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Categories: buggered, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Spotlighted Like a Kangaroo
...Spotlighted like a Kangaroo Spotlighted like the Kangaroo’s And the bloody Dingoes too, White light spotlights overhead, Reaching down for me I dread, What will the bastards do, ......

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Categories: buggered, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Lady Tara Rolls the Dice
...Lady Tara rolls the dice Lady Tara tolls the bell, Mongst demons of the Buddist hell Greed and avarice of the psyche Tibetan wheels do mortals strike, And greed is sure to tell, P......

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Categories: buggered, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

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