Fifty Shades

My wife read Fifty Shades last week
It’s gone right to ‘er ‘ead
Now I lies in trepidation
Every time I goes to bed
Just yesterday she came in nude
And chained me up, real tight
She snapped the lock, put on her frock
Then buggered off all night
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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August 20, 2017 at 3:52 PM
Ha, Ha, ha - Oh Larks!!! Chortle...this one has got me in stitches - Lol. Nicely penned, John - Loved it! My best regards. :) john
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