Bovine Poems - Poems about Bovine

...Earth Day April 22nd 2024 I lament bidding Gaia's creatures adieu, an inner conflict dust brew within this scribe, who offers ye to chew (like sweet treats metaphorically) thee do tee incumben......Read the rest...

...eye don’t no what you were saying too me when I got my pension butt there were at lease to things u were two smart to mention I can knot say them now bee-cause it would B blatantly bold Weather or......Read the rest...

...day and night it haunts me so, yesterday you were bovine, swine, or rodent, now gelatin surrounds you, confined in tin, fresh by chemical and sodium, now resting in the cabinet, until I peel ......Read the rest...

...Not Ready Yet Give me just one more day of Christmas jubilee Not ready to let go of Christmas, yet Or stop gathering flecks of stardust Scattered from the Heavens Still reveling in the sweet......Read the rest...

...Mushrooms push up their caps in a cow meadow. The bovine dung adds that umami taste, it's the Glutamate, that relishes and beguiles. The cows don't eat the button mushrooms, but as they graze,......Read the rest...

...She is sitting, front legs under her reddish-brown mass. When I think of her shape it is always her belly I see most. The bulging warmth, the mastication, her on-going digestion. I'm a boy, ......Read the rest...

...Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf Minor emendations to following just posted verse oversight to correct dissatisfaction, yours truly I do curse ah... methinks if hands of ti......Read the rest...

...Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf Thus writer of these words forever mus lee experiencing craving to eat cheese, a milk product eternally preserved within annals, chroni......Read the rest...

...I’ve great advice for all of you who’d love to have your huge bovine ride shotgun with you through the town so wild and free and feelin’ fine. Those old Crown Vics have lots of room. Go get yo......Read the rest...

...I can only imagine how n'ice e-z floe... Tubby in the calving throes breaking free and clear shepherding, milking, and honing rambunctious as bovine bris versus being stymied courtesy cow ......Read the rest...

...I am a cow Of course most of you reading this are also cows But I have heard a rumor that those creatures Who walk on two legs Humans Have learned to read (moo) I can only say What is th......Read the rest...

...how do you like my thongs? the corpulent cow asked me. I heard my children behind her chuckle with a loud tee-hee-hee. They were looking at her brief panties, I was looking at her shoes. Hey! Yell......Read the rest...

...“Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam …” —Dr Brewster M Higley VI Oh, give me a home ... where the big bison bellow, bellowing in beautiful bucolic backgrounds, backgrounds begging bac......Read the rest...

...I was a record producer and a star-maker. The call came in on a Tuesday, a deal-breaker. The wife cannot come, but can you sign a calf? I thought I had heard him wrong, but not by half. Did you......Read the rest...

...You ask her she said, giving me a bit of a poke. I don’t even know her name I said to this brazen folk. She might not even know the stranger said to me. She is not red Angus, I said, I think she m......Read the rest...