Boiled Poems - Poems about Boiled

Why are the half-witted usually also hard-boiled? Not only are they wrong, they will not listen to other’s ideas They are maniacally determined to be wrong Determined to do what they want, without facts or proof Stubborn fools, not necessarily old, but certainly half-witted...

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i dunno why that happened you'd think that would possibly be a common occurrence; eggs are egg-shaped for the hen's benefit round eggs? think about it... i did when i was boiling the two eggs that were already boiled...

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Fancied boiled eggs with brown bread for this morning’s breakfast. Well, that was the plan. Boiled them for ten minutes then out of the pan. Put them by the breadbin I would surely not forget. Pottered around the kitchen – tidied up, washed up pottered around the bedroom – made the bed, tidied up thought: what shall I have for breakfast? Oh yeah,...

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A Boiled Kettle Never Watches Especially when it's constantly Having cold water poured over it...

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hard boiled eggs for diner Pew! what ya know , I laid a few toot toot then a dump what a pretty lump hard boiled eggs for diner, you?...

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When I was a teenager Nothing seemed to be fair So I rebelled And I dyed my hair It was as black as a moonless Halloween night Which echoed my spirit to my poor parents fright My days spun listlessly in an endless slog My core boiled and bubbled up infected soup of smog Throughout my journey many feelings lingered Handicapped by sensations my...

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Direct me to the One selling magic beans- my few remaining coins burn pocket holes (and this is my last good pair of trousers) nothing else worked, nor made a lick-o-sense magic beans may sprout into something real, maybe give me something to believe in no enegy/ desire to slay dragons pop-squatted my share of (un)golden eggs. Need an upwardly mobile vacation momentarilly take...

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He was her reason She was his rhyme Her quirks seasoned What he kept in line He came across square She was defiant But the two, as a pair Achieved compliance A hard boiled bond Beneath a shell of steel A promise beyond The everyday feels Coordinating paint Branded their wrists A quote, quite quant Hers and his Days came and went Always together Not a thought was spent On bad weather They...

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You crack the shell and start to peel; It may slide off completely. If not, too bad, but here's the deal: The rest won't come off neatly. But when it's clean, it needs a rinse In case some shell is clinging And next comes salt, which will evince The flavor it is bringing. Some slice it up and others bite While weirdos pop...

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A truculent woman named Jools was discovered cheating at boules Tossing balls in the air Jools was heard to declare oh those rules are just made for fools! ***a little poetic licence as I understand boules is pronounced 'bull'*** 06-30-17...

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Take a chicken From out the yard Wring its neck Until it's not Put the carcass In a pot Filled with water Boiling hot Add some spices Mainly salt Plus some celery By the stalk Pick the bones From off the bird Nice and tender Is the word Save the juices I have heard Common colds It is the cure Pick it up And say bonjour Lick your fingers Afterwards...

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So finally Age's shadow throws its cast Time for some to live the past And yet I have this silly quirk I'd feel much better back at work So rather than stay home and snooze I'm back at work No time to lose And with a staged real happy face I join once more the working race Ignoring others ripe with cash Doing little with their...

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Dan, for that extramarital affair, you paid a price. Alex did many things that were not very nice. As a lawyer, I thought you would have more sense. Watching Alex’s actions surely made me tense. You fooled around with a woman from the other side of the fence. Well, Alex was a woman in dire need of a life. Dan, you...

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