Bloopers Poems - Poems about Bloopers

...Maybe they don't know, my pen We've been crafting before my age of ten. We've been friends for quite a long time You and Ayinde- Partners in crime; Together We've written about love and hate, A......Read the rest...

...Cheeks were meant for kissing Hands were meant for holding Ears were meant for listening Arms were meant for enfolding Eyes were meant for ogling Mouths were meant for stuffing Hair w......Read the rest...

...Cheeks were meant for kissing Hands were meant for holding Ears were meant for listening Arms were meant for folding Eyes were meant for ogling Mouths were meant for stuffing Hair was......Read the rest...

...Cheeks were meant for kissing Hands were meant for holding Ears were meant for listening Arms were meant for enfolding Eyes were meant for ogling Mouths were meant for stuffing Hair w......Read the rest...

... I’ve made my share of mistakes Failed many times – failure is loud I’ve learned lessons from pain And had to endure the darkness of rain But through it all I’ve found that Growth c......Read the rest...

...Merry Christmas to all Soupers Who write all those super-dupers It seems my muse Got running shoes So pardon my silly bloopers!......Read the rest...

...Pointedly poignant points portend pointillism. Pontiffs pontificate pointless pointers ponderously. Pompous poems populate Pompei pottery potently. Porous *********** portrays Portuguese porta pot......Read the rest...

...An adventure of the nature untouched by human activity Silence broken by rushing waterfalls ......Read the rest...

...This is a simple ode, To a soap opera from some time ago. It was called Dark Shadows. And it’s still one of my favorite shows. It aired from 1966 to 1971. Watching the show was a lot of fun, ......Read the rest...

...Opening Day with a Little Delay Take me out to the ball game Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball; Foul balls, the pick off, intentiona......Read the rest...

...It's so rare to meet people like you, That automatic click I forgot long ago, Of a friendship at first sight. You have left me without a clue, My heart glows with such a luminous light, That jus......Read the rest...

...Yes, we can all do things so dumb, Then laugh and turn into fun, Like sitting on our glasses, With our elderly fat arses, Making calls on the TV remote, Try using the phone! Don't gloat, You'll......Read the rest...

...Schiff picked up the phone receiver again:Pelosi, your idea's great! The pizzas paid off! The gofers all rolled back! And their hauptman Mutt Gaets vanished, purportedly calling for a press conferenc......Read the rest...

...Storm trooper in name, in action party poopers, pizzas like poops, the perfect pooper-scoopers. Enjoying stuffs stale and stiff, who cares watchdogs' snap and sniff? Blockbuster busted, bucking......Read the rest...

...Still cookin' with gas, still challengin' my brain Amazin' I tell ya, still holding the reigns But the way of the future Is fraught with bloopers Where are we headed, are we headin' down ......Read the rest...