Bloopers Poems - Poems about Bloopers

Yes, we can all do things so dumb, Then laugh and turn into fun, Like sitting on our glasses, With our elderly fat arses, Making calls on the TV remote, Try using the phone! Don't gloat, You'll all do bloopers too, Aging disgracefully, me and you!...

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“Come on, you got nothing on me!” “You’re right, nothing on you is mine.” Comebacks are things I’m certainly not good at. I’m the one who gets roasted like a chunk o’ meat. “Oh, uh, well… I don’t know…” “Of course you don’t. You never do.” I always stutter. No matter how hard I try. Words aren’t my thing. “First things first, I’m...

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Checked unchecked all contains mistake Reel or real it's not big a deal, it's normal to do mistakes it's ok not to be ok. Fall down get up, feel when hurt Now, you know how to deal, mistakes makes you awake high time to be alert. Overconfidence or out of fear perfection becomes imperfection, Work with zero mistakes always seems to be fake. No stepping back ,it's...

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If the 'Soup' were a 'Soap' and poems became suds, Would one feel clean and refreshed climbing out of the tub?...

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.........( ( ( ( (........ a singer performing country score dropped false teeth bouncing on stage floor though pelted with loud boos he continued his blues... as big boss kicked his rear out the door same singer was given one more chance rehearsed a perfect song and dance ...

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I went to the store with a list on which my wife had numbered 10 items. I bought 1 loaf of bread, 2 quarts of milk, 3 dozen eggs, 4....!!!!! (number 10 was a 10 lb bag of flour) I tried to return a “free gift” once. I bought one “forever stamp”, thinking that was the only...

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