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Country Singer Bloopers

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a singer performing country score

dropped false teeth bouncing on stage floor

      though pelted with loud  boos

      he continued his blues...

as big boss kicked his rear out the door 



same singer was given one more chance

rehearsed a perfect song and dance

   by  middle of refrain

   his shoe knocked a plain Jane...

who gave him naughty, come-on glance




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for: Tracie's Make Me Giggle,  Make me Laugh...
by: nette onclaud

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Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 9/30/2011 11:55:00 AM

Congrats Nette luv on your HM.. great write.. am trying to catch up but seems impossible task..so just targeting a few special poets today.. happy weekend ..enjoy honor..luv..luv..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 9/30/2011 10:58:00 AM

Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Nette. Love, Carol

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 7/16/2011 3:45:00 AM

love the first verse especially Nette. Got me chuckling...funny congratulations

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/15/2011 8:48:00 PM

oh, I remember this one and it really is one of your funniest poems, Nette. Congrats on your win!

Juanita Warden

Date: 7/15/2011 7:40:00 AM

funny,Nette..Congrats on your win.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/15/2011 7:25:00 AM

My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., nette

Kash Poet

Date: 7/15/2011 6:06:00 AM

Congrats on your win Nette...enjoyed your poem.

Mike Dailey

Date: 7/15/2011 5:23:00 AM

Nette, your poems never fail to entertain me. This was a good one. Congratualtions on the win. Mike

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/15/2011 5:12:00 AM

Congratulations Nette on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/14/2011 10:29:00 PM

nette, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d

Lee Ramage

Date: 7/14/2011 9:29:00 PM

Nice poem. Lee

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/14/2011 9:22:00 PM

Congrats Nette luv on your terrific win in funny poem contest with this witty write ..and delight luv.. PD has great taste ..oh..

James Fraser

Date: 3/13/2011 3:02:00 PM

I'm chuckling at your double Limerick Nette, and picturing the scene. Congratulations on your win....:)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/10/2011 4:18:00 PM

Congratulations on your win..Sara

Ralph Taylor

Date: 3/8/2011 6:53:00 PM

Congrats on a well written win, Nette. Nice going. xxxRalph

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/8/2011 6:07:00 PM

Delighted to see your poem in the winners' circle, Nette. Congratulations! Love, Carolyn

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 3/8/2011 11:12:00 AM

Congratulations on your splendid win in John's contest Nette. An honor to be included with you on the winners list with such wonderful poets. Love, Carol

John Freeman

Date: 3/8/2011 10:01:00 AM

So good to see you at the top lady Nette. Congratulations on a very worthy limerick's honored third place. Agape, Moses

Wilma Neels

Date: 3/8/2011 4:19:00 AM

Hey there Nette, congratulations on your win in JF's contest, awesome to read it again :)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 3/8/2011 4:07:00 AM

Congrats Nette on your top ten win in the Slapstick Limerick contest luv.. a great write and win..so enjoy .. happy too..luv..

Sidney Beck

Date: 3/8/2011 1:05:00 AM

I suppose I must congratulate you again for this extremely lucky win.......I am going to complain to the SOUP organisation, because it is obvous that these competitions are rigged and biased......I am sure that they give top spots only to people with talent, which automatically excludes me..............well done Nette...with affection