Blokes Poems

A Real Bloke's Shed

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Have you ever wondered what’s kept in a real blokes shed?
I bet you thought them full of junk, but I’m telling you instead.
I’ve had the privilege to peruse such a shed one night,
It’s owned by ...

The Draw breaks Bazball Law

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According to Bazball law, deplore the days of yore, hell bent..ignore what went before

Why even mull over a tie..cull every dull lull…do or die super nova…run rates soar…can chase whatever they ...

Saffa Jaffas spill like Seville

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If you don’t play the big three

There’s no way

You should be seen

In the final of the WTC


That’s what’s been heard

Mean baggie greens

Have a word

Indians chagrin din

Sim...

a misfit in Liverpool

...A misfit in Liverpool
I think of oranges when I see a painting by Constable of a morning sun
that looked like blood orange dripping nectar down on some
fishermen trying to catch eels on the dark s...

Neanderthal Quandary

...As Neanderthals, you must know
that, wherever you may go, 
you will be hunted by the blokes
who describe themselves as modern folks. 
With culture and books, they're so chill - 
until...they beg...

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.

Freedom

...FREEDOM

LOCKED AWAY IN A TINY CELL
FOR HOW LONG MY MIND WON'T TELL
MY MEALS PLACED IN FRONT OF ME
DON'T LOOK APPETIZING SO I WILL NOT EAT
MY MIND SEEMS TO WORK OVER TIME
LOCKED AWAY IN A TINY...

My drug of addiction

...I see peace in the bright blue skies, in the paddocks green
In the warble from the magpies tounge in the breath of
God I come undone, in the pouring rain there are melodies
To heal hearts and fill...

Two seasoned horses

...I tuned into yesterday's presidential debate
where neither candidate came across great.
Two seasoned horses at the gate, one will
determine this country's fate.
Too many problems on our plate and...

I Wish I had

...Line of inquiry:

The ego within forced me to resist

But now I wish I had effused a love mist

With aplomb and flair, just kind of left it there

For self-aware souls passing by, who...

Strange Friends

...I was a stranger, you took me in 
but I found you were stranger still.
I guess we’re two peas in a pod 
cuz neither of us fits the bill
of all the many ways the world expects 
two blokes like us...

Rod Andersons Speech Kerry Valley

...Rod Andersons 
                                         Speech,
                             Kerry Valley protest 2012...



 I want to be clear,
 i don’t want to be arrested today.
 I’ve bee...

Homage to Poets

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In life’s rich, cascading waterfalls , they bathe! 
Sun glistening on their tanned glorious skin.
If a rainshower,later, suddenly, their picnic ends,
They simply, smile, and rush to ...

Heart Attack

...Sometimes we rush around far too much for sense,
in desperate persuit of pounds, shillings and pence;
no wonder that we're falling down like finished flies,
I'm outa here but I don't know about al...

The Smell of Fear - Collaboration

...Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps ...

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