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Premium Member A Real Bloke's Shed
... Have you ever wondered what’s kept in a real blokes shed? I bet you thought them full of junk, but I’m telling you instead. I’ve had the privilege to peruse such a shed one night, It’s owned by ......

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Categories: blokes, friend, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Draw breaks Bazball Law
... According to Bazball law, deplore the days of yore, hell bent..ignore what went before Why even mull over a tie..cull every dull lull…do or die super nova…run rates soar…can chase whatever they ......

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Categories: blokes, sports,
Form: Free verse



Saffa Jaffas spill like Seville
... If you don’t play the big three There’s no way You should be seen In the final of the WTC That’s what’s been heard Mean baggie greens Have a word Indians chagrin din Sim......

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Categories: blokes, sports,
Form: Rhyme
a misfit in Liverpool
...A misfit in Liverpool I think of oranges when I see a painting by Constable of a morning sun that looked like blood orange dripping nectar down on some fishermen trying to catch eels on the dark s......

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Categories: blokes, absence, addiction, age, america,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Neanderthal Quandary
...As Neanderthals, you must know that, wherever you may go, you will be hunted by the blokes who describe themselves as modern folks. With culture and books, they're so chill - until...they beg......

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Categories: blokes, humanity,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes, because that means she's on to my lies. And then it's harder to get her to let me under her sweater, and then on to the ultimate prize....

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Categories: blokes, funny, giggle, howl, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Freedom
...FREEDOM LOCKED AWAY IN A TINY CELL FOR HOW LONG MY MIND WON'T TELL MY MEALS PLACED IN FRONT OF ME DON'T LOOK APPETIZING SO I WILL NOT EAT MY MIND SEEMS TO WORK OVER TIME LOCKED AWAY IN A TINY......

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Categories: blokes, freedom, hope, lonely,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My drug of addiction
...I see peace in the bright blue skies, in the paddocks green In the warble from the magpies tounge in the breath of God I come undone, in the pouring rain there are melodies To heal hearts and fill......

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Categories: blokes, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Two seasoned horses
...I tuned into yesterday's presidential debate where neither candidate came across great. Two seasoned horses at the gate, one will determine this country's fate. Too many problems on our plate and......

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Categories: blokes, 1st grade, perspective, political,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member I Wish I had
...Line of inquiry: The ego within forced me to resist But now I wish I had effused a love mist With aplomb and flair, just kind of left it there For self-aware souls passing by, who......

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Categories: blokes, family,
Form: Free verse
Strange Friends
...I was a stranger, you took me in but I found you were stranger still. I guess we’re two peas in a pod cuz neither of us fits the bill of all the many ways the world expects two blokes like us......

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Categories: blokes, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rod Andersons Speech Kerry Valley
...Rod Andersons Speech, Kerry Valley protest 2012... I want to be clear, i don’t want to be arrested today. I’ve bee......

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Categories: blokes, abuse, anger, betrayal, corruption,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Homage to Poets
... In life’s rich, cascading waterfalls , they bathe! Sun glistening on their tanned glorious skin. If a rainshower,later, suddenly, their picnic ends, They simply, smile, and rush to ......

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Categories: blokes, poetry,
Form: Quatrain
Heart Attack
...Sometimes we rush around far too much for sense, in desperate persuit of pounds, shillings and pence; no wonder that we're falling down like finished flies, I'm outa here but I don't know about al......

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Categories: blokes, anxiety, heart, money,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member The Smell of Fear - Collaboration
...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......

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Categories: blokes, humorous, space,
Form: Limerick

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