Neighborhood Blockheads
...When a pair of fighter jets
Buzzed over the parapets
They woke up the entire block
Though the pilots had regrets
But still the neighborhood frets
At each ticking of the clock
This deafening...
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Categories:
blockheads, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
No Compromise
...To Our Delegation in Vienna
Who on earth has ever talked with wild beasts who don’t understand
A human tongue? You should only give them the back of your hand.
Why do you call yourselves grown-u...
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Categories:
blockheads, political, usa,
Form: Ghazal
Animal Instinct
...(preferably read in a Boston accent)
When pesky problems piss you off
At no one in particular,
Or bleeping blockheads boil your blood
To rage like old Caligula,
Or dawdling drivers ma...
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Categories:
blockheads, anger, car, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Ride To a Nuthouse
...Now I am sitting alone in this
Funny wagon with my boom box
and minding my own business
along with a bunch of numskulls
who thinks I am a nutcase like them—
What a drag! And they think we are
a...
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Categories:
blockheads, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Blockheads
..."At a Place Called Mr. Quick's"
Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent
time at work as a teen, and no gent
would I too often see!
Many blockheads asked me
for a quickie (a burger not meant)!
F...
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Categories:
blockheads, funny, on work and
Form: Limerick
Opinions
...Opinions are like rectums, everyone
Has one. Sadly, blockheads have them also.
It’s what comes out: profundity or thrummed
Beliefs that make all the difference. Know
The truth and what’s not ...
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Categories:
blockheads, confusion, truth,
Form: Sonnet
Change For a Dollar?
...The only thing that exceeded the dinginess of this rat-hole bar was its stuffiness. I
stopped in the place to make change for a parking meter just outside its door. God! It was
awful in there, and ...
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Categories:
blockheads, people, placesold, old,
Form: Haiku