Blockheads Poems - Poems about Blockheads

...To Our Delegation in Vienna Who on earth has ever talked with wild beasts who don’t understand A human tongue? You should only give them the back of your hand. Why do you call yourselves grown-u......Read the rest...

...(preferably read in a Boston accent) When pesky problems piss you off At no one in particular, Or bleeping blockheads boil your blood To rage like old Caligula, Or dawdling drivers ma......Read the rest...

...Hit me with your rhythm Hit me hard hit me quick Some have a rhythm Some have a stick Having a rhythm Having a stick Which one A lunatic inspired by listening to this on the radio '......Read the rest...

...Now I am sitting alone in this Funny wagon with my boom box and minding my own business along with a bunch of numskulls who thinks I am a nutcase like them— What a drag! And they think we are a......Read the rest...

..."At a Place Called Mr. Quick's" Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent time at work as a teen, and no gent would I too often see! Many blockheads asked me for a quickie (a burger not meant)! F......Read the rest...

...Opinions are like rectums, everyone Has one. Sadly, blockheads have them also. It’s what comes out: profundity or thrummed Beliefs that make all the difference. Know The truth and what’s not ......Read the rest...

...The only thing that exceeded the dinginess of this rat-hole bar was its stuffiness. I stopped in the place to make change for a parking meter just outside its door. God! It was awful in there, and ......Read the rest...