Ride To a Nuthouse

Now I am sitting alone in this Funny wagon with my boom box and minding my own business along with a bunch of numskulls who thinks I am a nutcase like them— What a drag! And they think we are all going to a Funny Farm where they take those who go bananas! But I know better because I am good and dandy-- One hell of a cockscomb dude! All I am doing is bamboozling them for now, Behaving as if I am one of them— These dolts, dim-witted blockheads! But, YOU, who’s reading this, can vouch for me, won’t ya? Why? Because you are as cool as I am, It takes one to know one! You catching my drift, ain’t ya? ~07/16/15 ~"Colloquialism" contest by Laura Leiser