Ride To a Nuthouse

Now I am sitting alone in this
Funny wagon with my boom box
and minding my own business
along with a bunch of numskulls
who thinks I am a nutcase like them—
What a drag! And they think we are
all going to a Funny Farm where
they take those who go bananas!

But I know better because
I am good and dandy--
One hell of a cockscomb dude!
All I am doing is 
bamboozling them for now,
Behaving as if I am one of them—
These dolts, dim-witted blockheads!

But, YOU, who’s reading this,
can vouch for me, won’t ya?
Why? Because you are as cool as I am,
It takes one to know one!

You catching my drift, ain’t ya?


~07/16/15
~"Colloquialism" contest by Laura Leiser
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A. Sharma Avatar
August 1, 2015 at 1:52 AM
Congrats on ur winning marvel abdul!
Roper Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 4:17 PM
Back to congratulate you on your win, Abdul. Hugs Eve
A  Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 1:39 PM
ABDUL, Congrats on your win. SKAT
Allison Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 4:16 AM
Great humour here Abdul many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Leiser Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 12:03 AM
I enjoyed your funny and clever poem, Abdul! Thanks for entering my contest, and congrats on your win :)
Roper Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 9:38 PM
I will vouch for you, great job a 7. Good luck in the contest hugs eve
Mandani Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 10:04 AM
Ha, my kindred soul! Birds of a feather flock together. I knew I can count on you. Thank you.
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