Bladder Poems - Poems about Bladder

I sensed that my bladder might be angry at me as recently it screams of urgency. The other day when I heard loud chatter, I said "dear bladder, what ever is the matter?" He said, "lately you don't listen so I have to shout in order for you to let fluids out. I've always been loyal and had your back...

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there are places i will never see there are places i would like to be there are attractions that i would like to view then there is the main attraction, which is you i remember sleeping under the noise i remember waking up with mosquito bites and ticks on my genitals i remember snot and tears turning to ice on my...

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A lady with a weak bladder* Thought nothing could make her madder But Heaven knows Her pantyhose Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! *Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing leakage. The French strengthen bladder muscle by blowing up balloons. The Japanese prefer sitting on a wooden stool and repetitiously lifting their legs level to the floor, but the quickest...

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I used to be a "hottie"but now, I just go potty. What on earth could be the matter with my ever shrinking bladder? I hold no affection for my sun damaged complexion. Too many summers at the sea have caused barnacles to grow on me. Alas hoorah, horr ray, at least my ...

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She was angry with the daughter! Lost her temper with the father! Nearly to death, kicked the cat! Called her only son “a little prat”! Family was surprised by her mood, They have never seen her this rude, She was always so placid and calm, Her behaviour today raised alarm! She woke up with aches and moans, Progressed soon to frequent groans, Soon she was...

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Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder There had been a problem with my bladder, Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder; When I quibbled, Dribbled and dribbled; Bader and bader did become my bladder. Jim Horn...

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Seated in the middle of a long row theatre fan Joe urgently had to go. But the play was running late and his bladder couldn't wait. So Joe went with the flow of the show....

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Bladder or Not There once was a man with a bladder so small It was almost as if he had no bladder at all Two cups of coffee and wouldn’t you know He had to stop for he had to go He said it’s his pills, not the size of his bladder And what he was drinking just didn’t matter But his...

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Numbers on White board…names written hori- zontally Students ask To go pee…right when class starts – THAT’S just wrong… Bathroom line Of students who have bladder Problems – WOW! People are Not using lunchtime to do Their business No one knows When to do their duties – SER- IOUSLY?...

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At tender old age This man doesn't have IT The BLADDER fell off the LADDER While fogetting to take a -HIT Flabby fish wants BAIT But nothin' a comin' The BELLY turning JELLY A reality that I especially HATE Advancing TIMER Dreading ALZHEIMERS The bulge is unsightly and so is his MANNERS Coming to TERMS Before I get WORMS Stay away from this geezer Before you get...

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