Bladder Or Not

Bladder or Not There once was a man with a bladder so small It was almost as if he had no bladder at all Two cups of coffee and wouldn’t you know He had to stop for he had to go He said it’s his pills, not the size of his bladder And what he was drinking just didn’t matter But his loving young wife said that he was all wet With the thought of a liquid, to the bathroom he’s get But she said that this little quirk didn’t matter For she so loved the man with the wee little bladder